• EMMA •

lets dance to joy division

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

this gets funnier every time i watch it. alan carr is about as subtle as a fucking freight train and i’m so here for it. i hope the bbc are paying for his chiropractor from carrying this whole season

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

all i really want in life is to work for aldis social media team cus there is funny, and then there is zero fucks given funny and i desire nothing more than to be apart of that.

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

“the abuse of a child is the business of anyone who knows about it. now you
know”. CHILLS. i got fucking CHILLS. #TheProgramNetflix

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

what happened to them videos of bottles rolling down the stairs? like that was a fun time in my life that just ended with no warning?

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

to be fair to sam, if i walk up a flight of stairs without going into cardiac arrest, im celebrating that too

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

mitch: “we’ll roll the tapes babe”
producers: “you heard the guy… ROLL THE TAPES”

it’s all the drama mick, i just love it.

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

sorry but you can’t all have the “best dad ever”. someone’s lying

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

“Lisa, we’ve got a pet cow” were the words i was waiting for all series. i’m sobbing. #ClarksonsFarm

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

like honestly if i could have any super power, going to sleep at any time would be it. tired or not, if i decide i don’t want to be awake anymore, bed and zzzzzzzzzz

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

LUCA JUST ASKED GEMMA HER FAVOURITE MOMENT AND SIS LITERALLY SAID THE GIRLS DAY OUT THE OTHER DAY

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

so i’m rewatching all of made in chelsea, and it’s made me think. do you think mark francis has ever tried a müller corner yoghurt?

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

Managers get paid way more than the employees. If the managers didn’t turn up one day, the employees could still function and get the job done, but if the employees didn’t turn up one day, the managers cant function without them. So why are they paid more? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

He😭just😭put😭her😭Teddy😭on😭the😭fucking😭floor😭😭😭😭😭nope no no no no absolutely not😭😭😭😭😭 my whole heart💔😭

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

I🙃can’t🙃wait🙃until🙃tomorrow🙃🙃🙃

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

I don’t think the producers understand the amount of anxiety I have had these past 24 hours waiting to see who they choose to couple up with and now they want me to wait another 24 hours. I’ll be watching from A&E having seizures and heart palpitations every 16 seconds

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

Good night to everyone, except the producers of love island. You can all sit on this 🖕🏻 and spin

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

Omfg I can’t cope with this you know. FAYE IS GOING TO COUPLE UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE JUST BECAUSE SHE THINKS TEDDY WILL. BUT TEDDY WONT. TEDDY MISSES HER😭😭😭 no stop, I can’t. The producers of this series are actually the devil and I hope you all step on a plug tonight

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

is it read receipts or read receipts?

[• EMMA • @Emma_Hewitt95]

I dressed like a girl for once so I had a mini photoshoot cus I was feeling myself🥰💗