Emma

Westminster ‘23

[Foster @foster_type]

Olympics are great because I'll have them on in the background not really paying attention and then in the space of 15 minutes I'll become deeply personally invested in an individual outcome.

[Riċ @ricblurs]

the real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m actually pretty chill considering I’m an insane woman

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i’m the easiest person to rage bait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes i am going to get mad

[A @seattleiminyou]

I b trying to set rules with this girl (myself) and she does not listen for nothing. idk what to do with her

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

you ever be talking to your friend and be like damn i really gotta buy you a chanel bag when i’m up

[kait! mets win a baseball game challenge @reidsgarcia_]

do i think dylan should be in the finale? no. am i mad whitney went home? no #dwts

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i love that retail therapy works on me. i am so much happier and at peace when i’m buying things for myself

[Sara 🦋 @jeweledraindrop]

even cell block tango cannot distract me from the fact that I don’t give a flying fuck about this woman #DancingWithTheStars #dwts

[marsy 🤎 @marstheestan]

GET FLAV OFF THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW #DWTS

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

[Muthoni Mukono @m_uthoni__]

We don’t give “crazy women” enough credit. Being composed is easy. Do you know the courage it takes to lose your mind, do unhinged things, then collect yourself and keep living? No shame. No regret. Just madness and vibes. Madness is an art!

[susa @prinkasusa]

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong:

– women
– oldest daughters
– firstborn granddaughters

[susa @prinkasusa]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sometimes I speak so aggressively on accident like fuck I didn’t even mean to clock your shit like that

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

[Allek @AllekWest]

You can't be my ex if we dated before my degree. That was an uneducated decision.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

i understand why van gogh cut his ear off im about to be next

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

The Applebees waitress and I are having a falling out

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

I hate when people try to tell me what to do. My entire body rejects it. Frankly if you don't have the tact to subtly manipulate my actions by playing with my self esteem then you don't belong in my life anyway