at least once in my life i want to wear some magical dress and run dramatically through a castle or go to some ball and i dont think im asking for too much
if i text you "🧙♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP
SCOTUS: *overturns Roe v. Wade*
Response: “How can you force someone to keep an unwanted or unsafe pregnancy in such an unsustainable world?!”
SCOTUS: “I hear you.”
SCOTUS: *makes the Clean Air Act unenforceable, greatly weakening the EPA.*
SCOTUS: “There. No more world. 👍🏻”