EJ

A complexity of oxy morons, contradictions, proverbs, high ideals, randomness, philosophical thought, good intentions, laughter, and misunderstandings.

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@Clear When I realize Im being sold and call out the process is taking longer than the actual line, he cancels the process and walks away. Im forced to get back in an even longer line. Its already a challenge get to the gate. Your sales pitch needs to improve

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@Clear Disappointed with the sales tactics at LAX. Rather than educate customers on your service your reps act like nightclub promoters trying to get people into a club. “Do you want to skip the line?” Are you with the airline? “Yea”

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@TheCollectionRP What is going on with heavy machinery work at 4am in the AM?!? City ordinances prohibit that type of work til 7am. Come on guys! Heavy motor and loud beeping? Respect 🫡 your neighbors! Gas powered pressure washer and mechanical lift?

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Hi @WholeFoods Can you relax on the 1 bag policy? Employees argue with customers on the strength of bags and make a scene if you dare ask for 2 bags with public shame. Squeezing a $100 of glass bottles and other items in 1 bad is no bueno! #breakage

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@TheCollectionRP What is going on with that ringing noise? Sounds like its coming from the parking structure. Its been ringing for over 30mins.

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

The @heelsnetflix is a great show. It has a lot of depth. The characters and topics are real. Didn’t expect it to be what it is. Find myself continuing to watch and cheer on the characters.

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

We have more experience than JJ Redick. He coached the Boys 4th Grade Basketball team in New York. We coached the Girls 5th Grade “Little Lakers” in SoCal. #lakers #foxsports #nba @Lakers @PatMcAfeeShow @stephenasmith @SHAQ @SC_ESPN #JJRedick

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Why does @nikestore create new color names that don’t match any real color. Their website pics make everything look white. Last I knew “salt” was white. Shoes I bought came in the color of “egg salad” with lots of mustard #jokes #onlineshopping #pantone @Nike

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Excited to try these noodles 🍜 After buying a few different brands. I started to notice sodium 🧂 content. Over 1k mg is too much. These have half that amount. Plus supporting people trying to do things. @omsom #build #support #business #foodie

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Came to the Shire for St. Patty’s Day. ☘️ jk.

In SoCal. Back of Santa Barbara. Off Highway 154. Cold Springs Tavern. Cold Springs Tavern. #irish #stpattys #march

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@AskFrontier Hi Michelle! Thanks for reaching out and explaining.

It would be nice if Showtime can come through like @HBO has with the app @StreamOnMax I pay for HBO premium channel and it comes with/app free. Not an add-on. We need to do better! Showtime has no app?

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@Showtime if I have Showtime as part of a paid subscription through my provider Frontier…would I not get access to @paramountplus ? Seems odd to remove Showtime Now app, then force me to pay

I’ve reached out to @FrontierCorp and am told its an add-on?!?

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

I Love Mexico 🇲🇽

Unfortunately this is just the drive through of El Pollo Loco 🤪

So authentic I forget where Im at. Nice decor! #humor #foodie #mexico

@ElPolloLoco

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

@lovennft Xo

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

When you get to the end of the fortune cookie and the paper needs to be changed out. No message simply a black piece of paper. I guess that means I get to write my own future. 😊 😆 🐼 @PandaExpress #fortunecookie #Future #Fortune #Pandaexpress

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Bryan Cranston has an alias... @WebberTimothy Was watching Loudermilk on @Netflix and had to look at the credits. I was confused as to why @BryanCranston was doing a cameo.

These guys could be brothers. Enjoy watching both gents. #loudermilk #netflix #thematrix

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

When the fortune 🥠 cookie machine runs out of paper!!! Great I get no fortune?!? I will take that as my fortune is up to me to write! ✍️ I like that perspective! #fortune #fortunecookie #thefuture #newyear

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Maxime!!! For being cold 🥶 outside…dudes hands are hot 🥵 af!!! @LAFC @SomosLAFC #lafc #mls @MLS

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Two great saves for Maxime Crepeau @LAFC Lets go gents!!! Bring home the W

[EJ @EmmanuelJohn_]

Casa Silencio…You’ve Create A Magical Experience! Oaxaca Is An Amazing Beautiful Place. The Mezcaleria Honors That Beauty! A Must See Place, Mezcal Tour, and Dining Experience. 💯 #mexico #oaxaca #travel #food #hotel #mezcal #tours @MezcalSilencio