Emmanuel Kayanja

In my spare time, I listen to REGGAE music.
I support Manchester united.

Party decorator

[MissVEE💰 @VanessahKurora]

We all know whose idea this was 🤣🤣

Can’t be a PhD holder with a circus of friends and not become a clown.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

Sorry for whatever happened bro! Couldn't read it all...

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

I don’t know who needs to hear this;
I’m not a politician who used to be a musician, I’m a musician who is also a political leader!

[Immunized Muzukulu @pride_shots]

My application to @kasujja for a job at Uganda Media Center

[YSL 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @kodakszzn]

🆗

[Kahinda Otafiire @otafiire_k]

Thank you for congratulating me, albeit after expelling me in Senior One. Hahaha!!

K.O

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

Bro forgot Manchester United will be in it

[Nalukoola PSG (4:3)🪄 🐐 @Nalukooooola]

Doctor: Any last wish?
Me: Nterako penalty ya Gabriel Magalhães.

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

This is like that thing men do when a baddie rejects them, then they post their wife and kids on their Whatsapp status, with some whack caption.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[A6788CC @A6788C]

Grown men jumping around celebrating right in front of a crying child,

that right there is what footballs all about⚽️❤️

[Anny_Licha 😂 @Annychizzy]

Football is one special sport. Tonight Manchester United fans were French. In two weeks time, we will be Portuguese 😂

[Dóuglas Fir🗽 @thekingsmanUG]

Bukayo Saka UCL final highlights

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Nabasamize batukwatireko, esaala tezimala.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Magalhaes trying to stop Dembele from scoring a hat trick in the 10th minute

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Sources have it that Dembele is not even talking to his wife, he only wants to play football on 30th.

[Nahabwe Bruce @brucenahabwe1]

Canary wa Kin… You seem far too concerned about the opposition. The list was released in the wee hours of yesterday, and today is a public holiday… yet somehow you expected an instant response regarding the formation?
Or is the opposition now supposed to operate on your personal timetable😂🤷🏿‍♀️?

[ands JEFF @andsjeff]

I don’t think you have the powers to do anything to Baryomunsi, watching the space. 🕯️ 🕯️