When I started Obstetrics and Gynaecology (O&G), I thought it was just about pregnancy and delivery.
My ignorance was truly beautiful. ๐๐
I was there thinking,
โA woman gets pregnant, carries the baby for nine months, delivers, and everybody goes home happy.โ
Then O&G opened the first lecture slide and I realized I had underestimated an entire specialty. ๐ญ๐
First, they introduce the menstrual cycle.
Hormones start rising.
Other hormones start falling.
Some hormones stimulate other hormones.
Those hormones now inhibit another set of hormones.
At some point, everybody is regulating everybody.
The hormones are having more meetings than the government. ๐๐
Then comes pregnancy.
I thought pregnancy was one topic.
Only to discover that pregnancy has trimesters.
Each trimester has its own physiology.
Its own complications.
Its own investigations.
Its own management.
Its own ways to humble medical students. ๐ญ๐
Just when youโre trying to understand normal pregnancy, O&G says,
โNow letโs discuss abnormal pregnancy.โ
Before you recover, youโre reading ectopic pregnancy, preeclampsia, eclampsia, gestational diabetes, placenta previa, placental abruption, postpartum hemorrhage, and about 700 other ways pregnancy can become complicated. ๐๐
The workload is unbelievable.
Every topic seems to have classifications.
Every classification has stages.
Every stage has features.
Every feature has management.
Every management has indications and contraindications.
At some point, even the classifications need classification. ๐ญ๐
Then comes labor.
First stage.
Second stage.
Third stage.
Sometimes I felt like I was the one in labor from the amount of reading involved. ๐๐
And donโt get me started on Gynecology.
Fibroids.
Endometriosis.
PCOS.
Cervical cancer.
Ovarian tumors.
Uterine prolapse.
Infertility.
Every organ in the female reproductive system apparently has its own chapter, subchapter, and special mission to stress students. ๐ญ๐
Exam period is where the real miracle happens.
You spend weeks memorizing management protocols.
The moment you enter the exam hall, all the protocols enter maternity leave. ๐๐
Question:
โOutline the management of severe preeclampsia.โ
My brain:
โCongratulations on your pregnancy.โ ๐ญ๐
The answer was somewhere in my head.
The problem was that it was not yet fully dilated.
So it couldnโt be delivered. ๐๐
After the exam, everything suddenly returns.
The investigations.
The risk factors.
The management.
The complications.
Even the things nobody asked.
Apparently, the knowledge was full term.
It simply refused to be delivered during the examination. ๐ญ๐
That was when I learned that O&G is not just a course.
Itโs a complete journey from puberty to menopause, with enough lecture notes to make students experience contractions before graduation. ๐๐
O&G taught me that labor is not only experienced by pregnant women; medical students experience academic labor too. ๐ญ๐
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APPROACH TO ANEMIA
Most anemia algorithms start with the MCV.
Thatโs a mistake.
The first branch point is the reticulocyte count.
It asks a physiological question:
Is the marrow responding?
MCV describes appearance.
Reticulocytes reveal function.
Welcome to practicing medicine in Nigeria where becoming a doctor is the easy part.
A medical student once told me he is lacking motivation, I told him he hasn't seen anything yet.
You finish med school, swear the oath, and then begin the real nightmare. The first headache is finding a house job in a country that somehow has a doctor shortage AND no space for doctors at the same time.
If you try to explain this country, you wee just run mad. Then when you finally get one, your salary arrives like a rare celestial event, unpredictable, mysterious, and never on time.
Youโre understaffed, overworked, and underpaid, managing 40 patients with God abeg, paracetamol, and faith because the hospital has no monitors, no oxygen, and NEPA is playing hide and seek again.
But donโt worry, if anything goes wrong, itโs your fault because you are the doctor. Nobody cares about the system held together by vibes and prayers.
After housejob, you are promoted to level 2 of shege.
NYSC posts you to a village general hospital or military hospital where the pharmacy is empty, the lab is decorative, and youโre the consultant, registrar, and house officer all in one. Improvisational medicine becomes your new specialty.
You will learn that a nail in the wall serves as perfect drip stand and the examination couch with stoods can actually work as improvised theater table.
Then God help you that you don't Japa and you enter residency. You will expect training but get inducted into a survival game instead. Toxic seniors everywhere who will themselves be complaining of toxic seniors? 36-hour calls will be your daily bread?
You'll wonder whether you're in training or an abuse camp to be stress-tested.
Meanwhile, patients arrive late because healthcare is pay out of pocket. And to be honest can you even afford 300k for emergency ex-lap? Your patients have tried herbs, prayers, and Chatgpt before coming and now they want a miracle. If it works, thank God. If it doesnโt, doctor is wicked.
Equipment? Let's not go there.
ICU beds? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Security? They still beat your colleague last week and na only God save you.
And when your colleagues start japa-ing. The workload doubles and your HOD doesn't care. If you complain, he'll say he trained in Sokoto where he was the only one attending to 100 patients for 3 months.
The system worsens but no one cares. You consider your life choices at 3am on call while manually ventilating a patient because the machine isnโt working.
And through it all, the system remains underfunded, mismanaged, and somehow your patients keep blaming the doctor.
But yes, please tell us again how doctors are the problem.
A patient present with Hypoglycemia, symptoms relieved by glucose, and low plasma glucose
Diagnosis?
A) Addisonโs disease
B) insulinoma
C) MEN syndrome
D) ZollingerโEllison syndrome