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[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[brandon* @brndxix]

that .18 is $180 billion dollars and i’m supposed to believe that’s not evil doing

[Tyrone Powers 🇺🇸⚓️ @SomethingUNATCO]

These people can vote just like you and I.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

There is a non-zero chance the Brendan Sorsby Saga ends up deciding control of the U.S. Senate.

What a time to be alive...

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[TJones Ifatunde @__tjones]

I love this shit. You niggas praise the 90s everyday and get mad when it show up on you front door step

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

If someone at work tries to micromanage you, micromanage them back.

Send them too much feedback, ask them a lot of questions, do follow ups when they go quiet or even when you know they are busy don’t let them rest.

[Lauren @cabsav456]

YOUTH TEE BALL. You're jokin.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is truly the nastiest read anyone in history has ever received😭

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

The FBI arrested pro basketball players, a year ago, for online betting schemes, involving their own teams.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Blow: The is a news show on a news channel and I have an ethical responsibility to say you are lying.

Lambert: Do not call me a liar on national TV sir! You are a liar!

Blow: You are liar.

[Antoine Dodson @WorldOfAntoine]

Vastly different from how you all talked about Sinners which didn’t bomb at all lol.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[James Jones @jamesjonesesq]

In 2003, Whoopi Goldberg was scheduled to star in the Celia Cruz biopic and them Cubans said “Stop! Celia no black!” So, the movie was canceled.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion