CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸

Aspiring writer| Possible homo|possible geologist| confused most of the time| horny and weird|don’t bring bigotry into this space| do I really exist ?

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

So like when you go for a Brazilian wax are you just ass naked in the room ???

Like coochie to the world ??

Cause I want to get one done but idk

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

@Mayeneedamaitai Abeggggg😭😭

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

Everybody going for raves and im at a mishai waiting for my indomie

Life mehn

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

Marcels boyfriend looks like Steve lacy

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

prostitution? lash techs are patronized by women. WTF are you saying lmao

[hotsexymamayepa💋 @lotoscuffs_]

#olodoapologist
#olodoaccomplice
#takeiteasyonthatolodogawk5000

[kaity @kaitybella]

why are we destroying friendships instead of simply arriving at the agreed upon meeting time

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

I ask my friends to hook me up with people they think I might like and they keep showing me creatures from the abyss

Which begs the question how do they see the people Im involved with, and how do they see me ???

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

Dami hope you will crumble !!!!!

[CJ🖤 @kemivsthepeople]

god pls can i not hear anything about this olodo uprising anymore plsss. suddenly everyone is writing substack and carousels about it, like it’s ENOUGH motigbo

[R Vizzle @RickyFromMiami_]

WHO DID SHE PASS ????? I really hate that Megan has encountered this many weirdos in such a short amount of time. I hope Meg obliterates her on the album.

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

Wore rags because... Africa

[Justin Ugonna @JustinUg_]

✭ #Olodoupandactive

[Abraham Omolewa @OmolewaAbraham]

By this logic, the suicide bomber whose goal is to kill many to attain Jannah is intelligent.

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

@lola_eden_ruth @AnthonyAzekwoh If you twist your eye a bit and look at your phone through my eyes then maybe 😭😭

[CTRL E has no motion 🍉🇨🇩🇵🇸 @Emmanuel_isnt]

LOVE ISLAND YOU SHALL CRUMBLE !!!!!

IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW ANYONE CAN GET IT @AnthonyAzekwoh YOU THINK SHIT SWEET????????

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Take student loan to study medicine then pay back when you start selling akara or kulikuli 😍

Beautiful .

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

2am I Dey drive for Lekki epe last night, I reach red light I stop, two drivers wind down Dey abuse me say night don come wetin I Dey stop for??

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

The actual reason mfs hate him is because him doing all the things he promised to do on the campaign trail makes them look like shit when they don’t do it lol

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?