smeagol

I wanna go to the moon

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

GREATEST SLOW MOTION VIDEO IN SPORTS HISTORY.

I’ll start:

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

My uncle died last night. Went in for surgery on his heart stint but he didn’t look good so my cousin said “pull the plug.” An hour later he sat up, signed himself out, went to the bar with his friends, got plastered then DIED. True Midwestern Irish Man died doing what he loved.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Technically, we are right. Does the pussy not belong to you? To know you, to trust you, I have to first thrust you.

[Fif Inning @awwhalenawl]

Meat to cheek or meat to meat is the eternal question

[Moris @morisdreadvale]

Brother hides a camera in your room in 2009 > you go full meltdown and shove a remote up your ass

17 years later an oil painter drops this

peak internet

[Patrick Mahomes #K9szn @Chiefsis1M]

Scrolled up

[ᴢᴇʟɪq Is ALONE ♪♪💙 @zeliqisALONE06]

“Obtain it”😭😭

[Nelson Rich @hypakleppo]

Na “clock it” this man de try do 😂

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

elliot anderson with his “kings of manchester” quote after his 20m transfer to united

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

‼️ Did you know that with 1% battery, you can watch all of Saka Premier League hat trick goals??
😳

[Nemanja Matic @NemanjaMatic]

I want my title bonus 😀

[Harley @Harl3y5150]

🔷️♦️🎭♦️🔷️

[enne @ennebeatable]

there's levels to this game apparently

[J 🇾🇪 @UtdStruggs]

Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case!

A lifeline here for Manchester City!

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

Many times, our comrades who are abducted by Museveni and his criminal son have narrated how they are forced to put on Museveni's t-shirts and praise him on camera! Here is a video of our brother Sam Mugumya in dictator Museveni's T-shirt. For over a year, Sam Mugumya has been missing. He is being held at an SFC run safe house located at Abaita Ababiri, Kabaale B Village in Entebbe. He was gravely tortured and his legs broken. He is now learning to walk afresh! As our comrades have severally narrated, Sam was violated in every possible way. Thankfully, the videos from the torture chambers are now being leaked by patriotic officers who these criminals employ to commit crimes but what they do doesn't sit well with their conscience. The world cannot afford any more silence about these crimes against humanity! UGANDA WILL BE FREE!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?"

@RobHarris questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules

https://t.co/3A2kYsOcCZ