Emmanuel Oigara

Graduate Quantity Surveyor JKUAT '20

[Manzi wa Nairobi🇰🇪 @City_girllll]

Completely drives me crazy when people use Nvirii’s ‘Kitenge’ on instagram wedding posts

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[26 @Eryr_]

A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.

[David Nahinga Π 🇰🇪✊🏿 @dnahinga]

There are problems that come to you,

And there are problems that you seek.

[¿wusyaname? @misterr_jackson]

'tabasamu' is such a beautiful word, rightfully fits its meaning fr

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I feel like the older you get, the more you appreciate being out of the loop. Like, don’t fill me in, I don’t want to know anything about anyone!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

African mum watching a referee giving a red card to a guy with cool hair instead of the idiots with dreads

[Jeremy Christiansen @TradVat2]

The demands of Big Law are increasing every day

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

"Envy no one. For whatever you see, a price was paid."

Absolute truth.

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Wiki imekataa kuisha kabisaaaaa

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I have never been to kisii , mtu huanza kuskia kelele akiwa wapi ?

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Life was easier when we had 210 Members of Parliament, 12 nominated members, and two ex officio members.

[Chenae ᥫ᭡ @chenae876]

Adulting is basically just saying “after this week things will calm down” every single week. 🫠

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Jam
Sukari
Kahawa

You describe Thika Rd traffic hadi mtu akona njaa anafikiria ni breakfast.

Si Mkate short cut?

[Kris Nair @krisnair]

1. Sleep when sleepy
2. Cry big. Recover instantly.
3. Eat when hungry. Stop when full.
4. Forgive before bedtime
5. Fall without shame
6. Say what you mean in 4-5 words
0. Remember that aliveness is a skill you once had without training.