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[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

25.11.2022 🥰

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Have I actually just had to chastise two 12/13 year old lads because they thought it would be funny to crack a joke about raping my dog?!
Stop the fucking planet

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Not to sound like an old lady, but world book day when I was in school was about books and reading, not spending a small fortune on fancy dress

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

My fella is gonna be very chuffed when he gets home from the match.

[Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ @WiganWarriorsRL]

🤩 WIGAN WARRIORS. WORLD CHAMPIONS

#WWRL #WorldClubChallenge

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Had a £20 note in my coat pocket for ages, forget it's there, forget physical cash is a thing.
Lunch time walkies, realise it isn't there, must have fallen out, retrace my steps, and actually manage to find it!

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

#eurocarparks trying to fine us £170 quid via debt collectors, even though we've had no prior notice AND we absolutely did pay, as my bank statements clearly show. I don't think so.

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

My sister and her pals have gone away for the weekend and are taking snaps on a 2001 digital camera. 'It's vintage'
Excuse me while I vomit.

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

I know it's selfish, but I need the house down the street that's clearly having issues with their alarm to just turn off all the power and try again in the morning. I've been up since 5 🙃

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Sending this to my dentist ASAP, I can even bring my own

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

This is so beautiful. And gives me hope. One thing I have noticed since my Nan's diagnosis is the staggering lack of general compassion and willingness understand, when she's behaving unexpectedly.

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

My Mans is shopping for his wedding suit 😭🥹

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Whhhyy am I paying for arnold clark autocare when it doesn't cover anything?! and wwhhyy do garages wanna charge SO much for things it turns out you can do yourself for a literal tenth the cost. Happy Tuesday!

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Every now and then I remember that there's people who don't have mental illness and it just stuns me for a bit.

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Just ordered my wedding ring. Crazy pants.
Also I got 60% off the one I've had my eye on. What a day

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Who doesn't wanna paint the TINY finger and toe nails of a 3 year old at 8am

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

I have no business finding New Girl as funny as I do

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

My record is 3 months. And according to my doctors everything is totally normal.
Never had one last less than 8 days and I average 12.
Totally normal.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Watching Bridget Jones and will never get over the fact we were made to believe this woman was fat

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

Jonathan reporting back that he's spent most of his Christmas do talking about drag queens
I've trained him well

[Em🫧 @EmmerHolmes]

You know when you go into the wrong shop and leave right away and feel like a criminal?
Try giving notice to marry.
I know it's not a sham. They know it's not a sham, so WHY AM I SO SWEATY?