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secondary school teacher 🎨🪡 mother 🐈🐈‍⬛👶🏼

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

@frankturner please play worse thing happen at sea tonight to soothe my old bones

[Abarai @PaceItUpAbarai]

It's over for other countries in the Olympics

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

@Wilfd91

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Mad how babies can sense you bragging about 2nights of good bedtimes then fuck shit up and take an hour or more to go down th next night

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Taking your socks off by using your feet when you get into bed is an absolute elite feeling

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

I’m so ready to give birth. Baby girl still doesn’t have a name tho. I hope I look at her and it just comes to me.

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

The last few weeks of pregnancy are defo reverse psychology from your own body. I was ded scared of labour n giving birth a-few weeks ago but now I’m like ‘anything but this, just get her out of me’

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

A year 11 student in my class refused to sign my good luck card today for my maternity leave (my teaching assistant organised it and told me lmao) but signed another teachers going on maternity tho… sorry i have u a shit grade i guess hun 🤷‍♀️

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

My new gp receptionist is the slowest woman in the entire world. Said I was 10 mins late to my appt.. no I was waiting in the q for 10 mins whilst you did the slowest job booking an appointment for the geezer in front of me. Geeeeeeez

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

7 weeks till @Wilfd91 have our own devil spawn. How exciting and utterly terrifying

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Mad when people are like ‘I’m not surprised’ ‘sounds about right’ ‘about their Spotify wrapped. Like, it’s literal tangible data. Of course it’s correct?!

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

I'm a fan of AW! One-stop film shop and lab 🎞 @AnalogueWLand https://t.co/AkulwsuIx4

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Calling in sick as a teacher makes me feel like such a bad human.

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Attacked

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

3 more months of being an emotional wreck cause of pregnancy…
Then a lifetime of being an anxious wreck cause of being a mam…
At least I’ll be able to drink 🫠

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Electric cars sound ded spooky

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Everything I have learned about jada pinkett smith has been against my will

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

Baby girl has started proper kicking this week and ngl it’s made me have panic a lil bit. Just a lil freak out. I’m not scared you’re scared 🫠

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

How have I got 5 free periods over 2 weeks and some people in my department get 5 a week? I fuxking hate teaching sometimes

[𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔯 @Emmercookzee]

For we playing the game: is this the baby kicking, or just a big fart brewing?