Emmizy Gift

Culers💙❤️good music lover.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

At this particular point in human history, after watching a sitting president get kidnapped by a foreign military and locked in prison with his wife on another continent; after watching 185 schoolgirls bombed into fragments by a Patriot missile, and then double-tapped by another one to kill their parents and first responders because somebody on another continent wanted regime change in their country;

After watching various Palestinian body parts flying and squirting blood all over your Twitter feed for 3 years because somebody on another continent wants to build a pipeline and luxury golf resort over their land; after watching an entire Sudanese town get murdered in such numbers that the satellite captured the bloodstained area from space; after watching the ICC's prosecutors and judges get sanctioned, de-banked and openly threatened with murder;

If as an African adult, you somehow still claim to believe that the reason the people who did all of this are furiously pumping money into your civil society, media and entertainment spaces is because they want to "help" you with "democracy", "Human rights", "civil liberties" and "development", I can only assume that you are either being deliberately dishonest and following the paycheck regardless of the cost, or you are a literal retard antichrist baby with 63 chromosomes, 3 sex organs and a tail.

In either case, I see absolutely no benefit in interacting with you. I don't waste conversation and debate on liars and retard babies. So if you're one of the liars doing your Yesufu/Mwangi/Sowore/Sarungi work for the sweet USD, it's better you preemptively block me. I solemnly promise to never bring anything but pain, discomfort and sorrow into your life. If you were on fire and I were walking past you with a full bladder, I would walk to the nearest petrol station, relieve myself in the toilet, buy a jerry can, fill it with petrol, and bring it back to pour it on you. I genuinely do not like you and I wish you would die and thus improve the world slightly.

And if you're just a retard baby who believes retarded things out of no real malice, then here's a nice retard baby photo to keep your retard baby brain occupied while the adults work.

Stay out of the the way.

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

@Naija_Breedd @benjimk 😔

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

Roast that old man morer boss.😎

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

This is rich, coming from the "Snatch it, Grab it and Run Away with it" exponent. Same man who advocated "Rig and Roast*.

No matter how much you abuse the powers of that office in your attempt to continue with your failure, you will not be re-elected.

You will vacate that office, no matter how hard you try to rig your way back in.

#RigAndKpai2027

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Good morning! Only like this tweet if you miss Barça.

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

This can be achieved by @GRVlagos in his first 4yrs. 4get about APC lamba, by now if you’re not completely stupid or naive then you should already know those bastards don’t have anything to offer us. You only need to give water a way you want it to go, but who cares.🤷‍♂️

[Iran Embassy in Sierra Leone @IRANinSalone]

Despite recent heavy rainfall, Tehran’s advanced flood management system—featuring over 735 kilometers of primary networks and underground tunnels—performed flawlessly, safely channeling stormwater away from the city. Engineering excellence in service of urban resilience. 🌧️
#Tehran #Infrastructure #UrbanResilience #Iran

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

@DavidHundeyin @DXTNY That’s what Amoda and his associates still trying to sell with the Coastal Road…

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

@Big_Mck @mydeji247 Happy birthday my boss…

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

Let the celebrations begin. 🎉🎉🎁

[KAA @KAA_Truths]

MTN called me twice and still couldn't explain where my data went.

About three weeks ago, I posted about how over 150GB disappeared from my MTN line. The most shocking part was that 20GB vanished in 8 minutes, with my mobile data turned off.

Within minutes of making that post, @MTNNG replied publicly. They said they had investigated and that I actually used the data.

They said this without even knowing which number was affected.

When I called out that false claim, they messaged me privately on X and asked to call me.

On the call, a customer service agent apologised when I asked why they had lied publicly about an investigation that never happened. Then we got to the real issue. She admitted she had no answers. She said she would send the case to their technical team and call me back.

A few days later, she called with the "results."

According to MTN, I used 30GB on Google services that day, and another 19GB watching YouTube while I was in a meeting at Transcorp. Looks like I now have a spirit that uses my phone to watch videos while I’m on a meeting.

So I asked her: even if that's true, where did the remaining 100GB go?

She had no answer. I decided to do a little maths for her.

1. The YouTube claim doesn't hold.

YouTube uses data based on video quality. The heaviest setting, 4K, uses about 7GB an hour. Using 20GB would take nearly 3 hours of nonstop 4K.

I lost 20GB in 8 minutes. That's more than 20 times faster than the heaviest video YouTube can play.

And 19GB on YouTube while I was in a meeting? That's almost 3 straight hours of 4K on a phone, in a meeting room. With my data turned off.

2. Even at full speed, it's impossible.
Forget video. Say my phone was just downloading as fast as it could. To pull 20GB in 8 minutes, it would need about 330 Mbps every single second, with no dips. That's faster than MTN's own typical 5G speed in Abuja, which NCC data puts at around 180 Mbps.

3. The location makes it worse.
I was at Transcorp Hilton Abuja, where MTN coverage is poor in my experience. A weak signal means slower speeds and less data used. MTN is asking me to believe my phone hit record-breaking speeds in a place where it can barely hold a signal.

4. The upload theory collapses too.
Suppose I uploaded files instead. MTN's upload speed usually swings between 15 and 20 Mbps. At that speed, 100GB alone takes 11 to 15 hours.

All 150GB vanished between 6 AM and 2 PM. That's 8 hours. To upload 150GB in that window, my phone would need more than double MTN's normal upload speed, nonstop, for 8 hours straight.

I have never uploaded a large file from my phone in my life.

But let’s take it even further according to my phone records.

The iPhone 17 Pro Max eSIM has a 5,088 mAh battery capacity, and at 95 percent Battery health, it would take about 25-30 percent to stream a 4K Video on YouTube for three hours, but on that day, my battery usage records showed that YouTube used only 2% of Battery and spent about 20 minutes screen time.

And going even further, my phone shows I have used 23.8GB on YouTube for the entire 10 months that I started using the phone. MTN says I used 19GB of that in one day, during a meeting.

By the time I was done with the maths from my own investigation, she simply said she would have to go back for more investigation and call again.

That was 12 days ago. I haven't heard back.

I don't blame her, and I told her so. She's a customer service agent doing her job. The people who should answer are the ones behind the executive doors who signed off on that public claim.

My last words to her were: tell your people not to bother sending you again. Bring the explanation and the results of your so-called investigation to court.

We meet MTN and the other telcos at the Federal High Court, Abuja, on the 18th of this month.

-KAA
#kaa_truths

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

EXPOSED: APC INEC CHAIRMAN AMUPITAN CAME WITH CITY BOYS TO CHATHAM HOUSE AND THEY WERE DISGRACED BY NIGERIANS

More videos of Nigerians in the United Kingdom standing up to Joash Amupitan, the INEC Chairman, and members of the city boys who came with him.

This shows one thing: the INEC Chairman is compromised, and Nigerians MUST approach the 2027 elections as a BALLOT REVOLUTION!

#RigandDie2027 #RigAndDieIsABallotRevolution

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

Egba mi oo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David Brand, MD @DOgbijo]

😜

[David Brand, MD @DOgbijo]

😜

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

Omoh!!! 😔😔

[OlaOluwà @Mrwealty_]

@originalproflle A man breaks down in tears because of the state of Nigeria the worsening insecurity, poor leadership, religious divisions, tribalism, kidnappings, and the endless killings taking place across different parts of the country.

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

@AkiraCR7Hero 🤣🤣🤣

[Ayodele Lawal Adio @iamayolawal]

This comment, unfortunately, is the consequence of years of abuse inflicted by the Lagos APC which normalized reckless demolitions and the pain that comes with it.

In 1982, Alhaji Lateef Jakande, then Governor of Lagos, engaged a Japanese consortium to produce a feasibility report on the Lagos Metro Line.

The Consortium, one of the best in the world at the time, recommended that 1,373 buildings were to be demolished for the Metroline corridor.

Alhaji Jakande considered that number excessive. He didn’t want to traumatize that many families.

The ordered the State’s monitoring team to review the alignment, which reduced the number of buildings to be demolished to 567.

Jakande will still not have it.

They reviewed it further until the number got to 30.

He quickly approved payment of compensation and allocated alternative plots.

If the APC today had received such a report, demolitions on the 1,373 buildings would have immediately begun at midnight and many occupant would never get compensated.

And so @GRVlagos and @BOGbadams are not afraid of demolitions, they are only empathetic and fanatical about the well being and dignity of every Lagosian.

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Which is why electrification is a massive priority for us.

We will take EVERY government facility off the grid, every school, hospital, court, LGA secretariat, the state secretariat, government offices, will be put on solar power.

We will build new subterranean micro-grids for each LGA, powered by Waste To Energy projects using solid waste and sewage.

We will add power from other sources to the mix, with a total target of 1,000mw per LGA.

The railways, cable and buses will have their own dedicated power plants.

God created light first for a reason.

We know that injecting electricity into the Lagos State economy on a significant scale will start a self-perpetuating cycle of prosperity, rather than the current prevailing cycle of poverty induced by unimaginative and wasteful leadership.

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

No houses will go down from the construction of the Belt Road Project. Some parts of the road already exist.

However, the 4th Mainland Bridge, as planned by the APC, will result in the demolition of thousands of homes on both sides of the lagoon, starting with existing high-brow estates in Ogombo and Badore.

Ikorodu will be very badly hit, with more than half of the city wiped out needlessly.

We just need to start from both Badore and Langbasa, moving in opposite directions. Some existing roads will need to be redesigned and rebuilt, but most of the road alignment will pass currently uninhabited lagoon shoreline, in either side of the lagoon, opening up those areas form development.

If you know anything about waterfront development, you will have some idea if what will happen, especially on the Ikorodu side of the lagoon.

We see massive inflow of tourist revenue, but most can't. Yet.

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

@grok @PhilippesInspi1 @Talk2ZeeZu @GRVlagos This Werey Dey follow @grok fight ni oo!🤣🤣 it exposes how stupid and ignorant of the topic the faceless clowns is. Werey Dey ask AI if he Dey mad🤣🤣🤣

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

@kunmigbenga This is the useless, pathetic, and corrupted military leadership that some clowns want them to take over Nigeria back?🤣🤣
No wonder we chicken out against Niger!🤷‍♂️ Bro look at what Ukraine has achieved in terms of innovation since 2022, look at Iran, Yemen, Ghaddddd

[Emmizy Gift @EmmizyGift]

Ordinary slings and a good stone can take the rider out, which will immediately crash the tricycle turning the machine gun man to a shieldless clown. And this is even pictured on a good road oo, now think of the rocky or muddy terrain this nonsense will be deployed to.🤣🤣🤣

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

What sort of embarrassment is this, for goodness’ sake? Who came up with this idea, and who approved it? What kind of backwardness is this? Even the rider is clearly just a sacrificial lamb in this whole arrangement. This is absolutely pathetic and embarrassing. 🤦‍♂️