Em

The fairest of them all

[Em @EmmmaKT]

"His fist is big but my guns bigger"😈

[chef boyardee @ToniWalrus]

2017: Disney owns Fox
2020: Disney buys Google and Apple
2022: Disney buys all of anaheim & turns it into Disneyland
2025: Disney owns all the property in california and turns the state into a DisneySTATE
2030: Disney partners with tesla to build a moon base
2045: Disneymoon

[Em @EmmmaKT]

Why am I the stupidest person in the world

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Attempting to watch 19hrs and 39 mins of Harry Potter straight

[ratchel @ragsisme]

@EmmmaKT PLEASE!!!!!

[Em @EmmmaKT]

@ragsisme Can we do gingerbread houses?!?

[Pixar @Pixar]

The #Incredibles2 trailer is here. See the film in theatres in 3D June 15, 2018.

[Disney @Disney]

Tomorrow.

[Brooke @brookecottengim]

where yo boyfriend at? Is he gettin u refreshments? is he tall? is he gettin u mike-n-ikes? oh u like mike-n-ikes? is he hefty? is he coming back? where yo boyfriend? where yo boyfriend at?
oh u don't have a boyfriend! oh ok, thats cool. ya um i was wonderin, can I have yo numba?

[Em @EmmmaKT]

Please tell me this is real!! https://t.co/CEeG53ZoyI

[Em @EmmmaKT]

Do you ever just stab the fuck out of yourself trying to water your cactus?

[cacey @CaceyDilla]

idk why people skip right to christmas when you have an entire holiday dedicated to eating..

[Em @EmmmaKT]

The #49ers are so worried about whether they should stand, sit, kneel, or dance that they forgot how to do their job.