Emily Moxley

Usually joyful, always grateful, never hateful.

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

I've been posting lots of travel vlogs from Holland! Check them out here! https://t.co/ANaYZtbfaZ

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@whirlpoolusa Frustrated my new washing machine stopped working after 4 weeks. Have had 2 techs out to look at it and can’t fix it. Parts are backordered. Don’t understand why a brand new machine needs new parts.

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@E_Diaz Drink more water and less alcohol 🙄🤣

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@Billerdk I would love the code! 😃

[The Manc @TheMancUK]

After noticing that Ken slept with a photo of his late wife every night, one of the carers at Thistleton Lodge presented him with this incredible gift...

[Jane Costello @Jane_Costello_]

My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening.

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

Why would this be my husband 🤣🤣🤣

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

my bad

[Danny Peter Smith @dannypetersmith]

AT THIS PERFORMANCE, the role of Toto will be played by:

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

Throwback to the best season of Big Brother 😂😂😂😂

[🅱🅱 🅿🅸🆂🆂🅴🅳 @BB_Pissed]

#BB21
OK, since they're being nostalgic about prev. seasons, I thought I'd share a moment from #BB20 when JC said babies open their eyes at 6 months.

I don't why I thought about this, but I went back & watched it, & I laughed just as hard as I did when it happened.👶
@JCMounduix

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@bc_foster How about at the DMV! Even better 😂😂

[Evan Wickham @evanwickham]

HAPPY EASTER!!!

I predict millions will gather together in record numbers next weekend, with an ache in their soul, longing to know *do the dead rise?!* Will death (Greek “Thanatos”) have the last word or will justice win?!

And Marvel Studios will make record billions. #endgame

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

Wow. Lol. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

I can’t wait for this someday 😂😂

[Drew @drewdyck]

Having a baby is the ultimate get-out-of-anything card.

Sorry we're late. Baby was fussy.

Sorry we had to leave early. Baby needed to sleep.

Sorry we didn't come. Baby doesn't like you.

[Ian of the Sea @ianpauldukes]

ME: But Lord, what about the times I saw only one set of footprints in the sand?

JESUS: You know what, stop trying to be some kind of beach detective

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@EJRPersona @E_Diaz if this ain’t you two

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@CamdenFoster3 @PaigeFo53100552

[Morgan Deichert @morgandeichert]

When your nephew asks for ketchup for Christmas, you get him ketchup for Christmas

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

I think the dentist forgot about me...

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

My dentist asked me if I flossed with wood because I had wood stuck in my teeth. It was popcorn. 😳🤣😂🤣😂

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

How cute

[Emily Moxley @EmmyMox]

@E_Diaz Nooombre! Go to sleep 😂