Emmy Panzica-Piontek

she/her. “People who use quotes as bios are assholes.” - Abraham Lincoln.

[sydney panzica @sydneypanzy]

So so helpful for those in KC that will be voting tomorrow

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

God damn it.
I didn’t *want* to like #HouseOfTheDragon but here we are.

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

@Hey_Shotzi Purrtrude was such a beautiful kitty soul. You guys gave her such a wonderful life. Thinking of you and your family as you mourn her loss 💗

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

Take it from a typical white woman who loves true crime…. We’re so done with movies being made about these people. Dahmer was a fucking loser and we don’t want another movie about him 🙄

[Variety @Variety]

‘Monster’ Trailer: Evan Peters Embodies Jeffrey Dahmer in Ryan Murphy’s Latest Netflix Series https://t.co/VXWHgXnWXA

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

If you’ve ever doubted my chaos, let me allow you to put that doubt to rest here and now by openly confessing that I dog ear any book I am reading. You’re free to shame me for this, but I’m already well aware I’m a monster. 😈

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Ordered free at-home COVID tests from the USPS last week, and they arrived very quickly. Turns out I was eligible for another eight, so I just made a second order.

You should do this ASAP if you haven't, as the program ends this Friday. https://t.co/E0tasgpUzg

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

@K80Mallett 👏 YES

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

The fact some of y’all can look at the student debt loan forgiveness and be all “wHaT aBoUt Me?!” is so goddamn selfishly American of you I can hardly stand it. Is this a perfect solution? Good god, no but that’s another tangent entirely.

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

@tacobell BRING IT BACK 🫵

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

I forget how efficient @mpiontek15 and I are when we’re really in the weeds. There’s no one I’d rather handle a sick baby with, straight up. The teamwork is *chefs kiss*

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Let me be the latest person in your timeline to urge you to watch The Bear on Hulu. The camera work is incredible. It treats actual working class Chicago chefs with dignity. It’s a love letter to food and family and the music is perfect.

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

Oof I’m such a slut for A24

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

@TarH2O23 @TheBlackBoxKC Thank you so much for coming!!!

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

@TodayInSports3 @AdamSandler Without a doubt Billy Madison. I could recite every damn line of this movie. 👏
Happy Gilmore is a close second.

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

Spaghetti squash is absolute garbage and could never replace real pasta and I will die on this hill.

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

“Art should be dangerous.”
“The show goes on.”
THATS RIGHT BABIES, CLOSE THIS SHIT STRONG 👏👏 #EuphoriaHBOMax

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

@mpiontek15 Lmao you good?

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

✨Time is a construct and just because something went wrong in January doesn’t mean your entire year is ruined. Kloveyoubye. ✨

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

#StationEleven has somehow struck every possible chord within me right now. Healing during a pandemic, creating art despite a world on fire, motherhood, building a fantasy world, I could literally go on and on. We needed this show, I needed this show. Just… wow.

[Emmy Panzica-Piontek @EmmyPanzyPio]

Wait, I love this so much.

[ghost @sIeepawaycamp]

Build Your Own Horror Movie Based On:
- Your sun sign (subgenre)
- Your birth month (setting)
- Your battery percentage (trope)
- Your favourite colour (director)