Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️

come for the sarcastic one-liners, stay for the hot takes 🔥🔥🔥 or the adventures of a single mama. all are thrilling. half of KEY chats podcast. she/her

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

Me: I need to get up and make dinner
G: uh uh. *grabs my neck to snuggle*
Me: want to snuggle?
G: yeah
Me: what if I make Mac and cheese?
G: *let's go of me immediately* YEAH! YEAH! MAC AND CHEESE!

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@cindywangbrandt The parents in Easy A

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

I share a lot of things I haven’t publicly before. I’m very curious to know people’s thoughts and reactions

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

I’m in a podcast!

finding contentment after leaving the church... with emily wilson | way(... https://t.co/7FelL1Z6rD via @YouTube

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@SabraMBoyd Creative! But as a single mom working full time, that’s not happening for me lol. I try to make proteins for the week that can work for multiple kinds of meals and then build meals around that with cheaper items. SNAP helped for a bit but I’m above their income level now

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@grimyhag Drop dead gorgeous

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

I’m guest appearing on a podcast! Recording tonight, I’ll let you know when and where it’s released

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@diannaeanderson Hydro flask all the way

[Tory Cross 🌸 @queer_spice]

Friends COVID is not a cold or even the flu — when you have COVID you need to *rest*. Rest like you’ve never rested before. I’m talking do not use your brain, don’t read books, don’t use the time to call your mom. Lay in the dark and pretend you are a rock as much as possible.

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

https://t.co/qxbGGpCF18 check out my new pieces up on the shop!

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@jpcramer In seasons such as these, good friends carry the relationship when you can’t. And when the roles are reversed, you do the same

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@jocelynpeirce

[Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread]

Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

Still looking for an iPhone 13 pro max. Not in a rush, waiting for the right one

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@GGKymmi @b_j_o_h_n_s_o_n @mrjlwilliams I won’t be able to do a trade in. My phone is pretty shattered 😬 I’ve been advised to look at the 13 pro max

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

Hey tech fam! I’m in the market for a newer iPhone than I have. I use visible for service. Anyone selling?
@b_j_o_h_n_s_o_n @mrjlwilliams @GGKymmi

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@b_j_o_h_n_s_o_n @mrjlwilliams @GGKymmi XS Max

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

@ELJefeReviews Sending so much love and support your way.

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

Folks. Cannot stress this enough. Federal student debt payments have been paused since March 2020. If you made any payments since then, YOU CAN REQUEST A REFUND through your student loan servicer. That money—quite literally—belongs to you.

[Marshall & Marcelline 🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️ @EmmyRoseWilson]

Anyone who knows me remotely well knows I am not a big fan of crying. It’s fine for other people, just not me.

Yet here I am sobbing at The Great Pottery Throwdown.