Emily

I have personally felt victimized by Regina George.

[Emily @EmmySpoon]

When your credit card company raises your limit by $2,000. That's like brining alcohol to an AA meeting😩

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Resume sent ✔️now it's just a waiting game🤞🏼

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One of my biggest regrets is not telling my family how much I love them every single day❤️

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It's 2017 and bitches are still crazy.

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I'll probably be writing 2016 on everything until at least September.

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"That's why the past should be the past; far behind, back of mind, out of the way."

[Emily @EmmySpoon]

Catching up on #TheBachelor🌹 and I see nothing but red and sistas💁🏿💁🏿

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Who's trying to bawl their eyes out and go see #ADogsPurpose with me?!

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Trying out this whole drink less in 2017 thing. Will it work? Stay tuned.

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So thankful for friends like this💛

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No better way to avenge my youth than being hungover at Xmas Eve mass&running across to my grade school's parking lot to puke in the bushes.

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I need friends (in general) and ones that want to do a cardio dance class💃🏼🎵🎶

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Mmmhmm

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When your boss lets you leave a day earlier than planned to go home🙌🏼 See ya in 24 hours, Springpatch! 😊🎄🎁🏡

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They're actually cancelling schools tomorrow... 😑 #mustbenice #backinmyday

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Made instant friends with a woman at Jiffy Lube today when she suggested there should be a Mimosa/Bloody Mary bar while we wait🍾🍊🍅