Emily

@jturn_over wishes he could beat me at Mario Kart

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

the duality of man

[Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper @soneall89]

When you’ve finished all the little puzzles on your phone before 8:30

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Puppy Bowl isn’t so cute when you remember they’re all gonna get CTE

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber and usher recreating this at the Superbowl could solve world hunger, end global warming, clean the oceans, build villages

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

feeling kinda anxious i hope this 40 oz cold brew + 9 hours of screen time helps

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

hot chelle rae:

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

JOB'S NOT FINISHED.

YOUR HUSKERS ARE HEADED TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

[ESPN @espn]

A new No. 1 🌽

No. 2 @HuskerVB takes down No. 1 Wisconsin to move to 19-0 🔥

[i like food @messedupfoods]

babe we have guests, bring out the fine china

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

at some point y’all gotta realise that the world does revolve around taylor swift

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Suddenly I dream of labor

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

A mojo dojo casa house? In this economy?

[zane* @zaneugh]

I can tell you the exact sonic difference in these Speak Now songs but I cant do taxes