Emmy Mahoney

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An actual image of me taking the apush exam tomorrow

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may thy sponge drip and splatter

[Franklin Fire @FranklinMAfire]

The fire has been extinguished on Hancock Rd.

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@theelderemox yes

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The S in STEM stands for Slavic Studies

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please, I just want to wear the Duolingo owl suit, PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO WEAR THE DUOLINGO OWL SUIT

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the need to
save money Iceland

( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\

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Thinking about how I’ve come so full circle with my Russian language learning that my targeted advertisements want me to learn English

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Life is a lot like Monkey Ball: the Help Items are off and the Wheel of Danger is on

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

a male comedian’s pronouns are he/he/he

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My favorite holiday is actually when Spotify Wrapped drops

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Yeah I workout, I-

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Every time I post something on the internet my cyber security professor reaches through the computer screen and slaps me

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POV: you’re eating food at my house

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The feminism leaving my body when my dad asks me to scrape snow off the roof

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When you’ve been driving for a long time and your hands just—

[Ally Mahoney @acmahoney921]

The OG weighted blanket.

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When you type fir instead of for

[charlie @chunkbardey]

not to brag but i grow all my own food myself (i only eat basil)

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You vs. the person they tell you not to worry about

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*slow boat noises*