Emmy Mckay

Big dreams, big lips.

[Emmy Mckay @Emmy_Mckay]

Just realized I'm going to the home of sandy cheeks https://t.co/y7lGI6nG1q

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I'm terrified. Revenge is coming for me. @PizzelloVincent 😰😰😰😰😰

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I may or may not have just thrown whipped cream at @PizzelloVincent #sorrynotsorry

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Glitter, Glitter...Glitter✨✨✨💖

[Emmy Mckay @Emmy_Mckay]

STILL finding glitter in my hair @PizzelloVincent

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@PizzelloVincent imma schmack you so hard

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That awkward moment when your food is so crunchy you have to stop chewing just to hear the tv

[Emmy Mckay @Emmy_Mckay]

@leah_thewhitey get a "wafer"m me

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Three hours and I'm still laughing at my own stupid joke.

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I'm laying on the kitchen floor... I have officially given up

[Emmy Mckay @Emmy_Mckay]

@PizzelloVincent
People they break promises
Like the day breaks at dawn
Decision hurts more than fate
When you're always wrong
#dontsteal

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@PizzelloVincent I can't help that I'm bursting with musical energy...chubs

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You always know when you're watching a perfume commercial because it doesn't make any sense

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Just watched a woman put a live octopus in her mouth. My life is complete
#glozelle

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@PizzelloVincent stop breathing

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@PizzelloVincent vibrato

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@PizzelloVincent when I have to keep Vincent from shooting people

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@PizzelloVincent Fatti Lupone

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@PizzelloVincent you're mom is a bucket

[Emmy Mckay @Emmy_Mckay]

Only my mother is crazy enough to feed tums to my dog like its candy