Emmy

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

Breaking my silence on this app to say… I feel like telling someone “i know that you’re smart, I don’t think other people know that, but I know you are.” is soooo backhanded. Why don’t other people know I’m smart?? What does that mean😂😂 #LoveIsBlind7

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

@JoshySlush This is so cute 🥺

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Miss Universe 1997 with the most genuine answer in all of history

[th*nos @defnotthanos]

Kelly taking a teenage angst ditty and filling it with the hurt anger and pathos of a grown woman is my absolute favorite genre of Kellyoke

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

all I think is scrub daddy

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

David Hampton planted douglas fir and larch trees in a forest in Oregon to resemble a face. Every autumn the larch pines turn orange and the smiley face stands out

The face is about 300 feet in diameter. 
rope was used to measure the circle douglas fir was planted for the eyes and mouth and the rest of the face was filled out with larch. both species will eventually be harvested but will smile at least for the next 30-50 years

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

2nd day in a row I put an order under my name “Emmy” and the drive thru worker says “Eddie?” Then I say “it’s Emmy with M” and then I get to the window and they say “for Maddie?” …. Yeah, for Maddie, thank you 🥲😂😭

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

So the other day I was wearing a dress and I opened my facebook to see the “On This Day” memories, and saw a memory of me wearing the same exact dress…. IN 2014. !?!?!??!! So yeah I’m getting rid of that dress now

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

It is absolutely astonishing how someone can read an email from “Emmy Smith” that is signed “Emmy Smith” and then reply with “Thank you Emma!”

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

!!!?!?!???!!

[Waitress Musical @WaitressMusical]

🥧

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

This makes me sick to my stomach.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

Imagine filming your attack by police and a cop looks directly into your camera lens and tells the audience to enjoy the show. https://t.co/EKT4ZRSt2v

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

All jokes!!!! I love my fiancé. He’s the best man I could’ve ended up with. The only sad part about it is the looks I get when I tell people that I am actually bi.😅🥲

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

Sometimes I remember that I am a bi woman. So sad I ended up with a man.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I’ll be disappointing people in 2023 and you should too:

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

Not to enter the new year all bitter and stuff but like whaaaaat is the reason for setting super loud fireworks off in your backyard every five minutes at 4am? Like other than wanting to piss off your neighbors? (Does this make me old?)

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

I spent years as a couples therapist, and the success of any relationship comes down to:

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

@yours_Phoebe68 ❤️🥺🥴😏🚙 hmmm lmao

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

@MyaBryant14 Omg this is so cute

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

@MyaBryant14 We’ve always had similar taste😩😩

[Emmy @Emmyems147]

I recently discovered Leanna Firestone on Spotify and I’m actually in love with her brain.