ella mayo

all pickles are pickle jars but not all jars are pickle jars

[ella mayo @Emmylovesit]

Just posted a photo @ Ridgewood Kitchen & Spirits https://t.co/pdGGwzaJWN

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m happy people are taking this advice, but while you’re at it, don’t put in the filter till AFTER you’ve rolled your joint. It helps pack it in!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

People of British Columbia! Please do not go out to parties and BBQs and other large gatherings! The COVID is still out there! It’s more fun to hang out alone and smoke weed and watch movies and TV shows anyway! Do that instead! Thank you!

[ella mayo @Emmylovesit]

SpaceRangers take Toe for a walk 🐶🌿💕

💫5-7-2020💫 https://t.co/qBWflmujtr

[ella mayo @Emmylovesit]

Fuq it, mask on. 👀
🖤❤
Thank you so much @karenfleisch for the super dope masks! Shopping lately is much more tolerable when you look this fab 🐞👄 https://t.co/CHjhmLsgw4

[allie @Grind3h]

oh to be a little froggy vibing

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Let's boost some indie bookstores.

If you have a favorite local shop doing mail order—or a fund for furloughed employees/publishing folks—consider this an open thread to promote them.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
Cut the milk with water to make it last for the kids
Cut the timeline w breaks so you can relax
Help when you can
Accept help when you can
It’s unprecedented. All of it.
Feel how the f*** you feel and breathe through it
Take your time. You’ve got time.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when the coronavirus ends and it scares global warming away then all of racism begins to stop then the tetionic plates pull all the countries together and then we all start to love eachother then aliens come to earth to give everybody magical powers and then we all live forever

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Nuts to that goddamn line

[𝐉 @ANTIMELIA__]

Somebody please take away his phone 😂🤣😩😂😂

[yesenia @yeeezy__]

i miss getting compliments from random drunk girls in public bathrooms

[robertklemko @RobertKlemko]

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002.

[hilary snuff @liasmellson]

bernie suspending the campaign isnt the same thing as dropping out it means he will not be holding events/rallies + instead will focus on our public health crisis, hes still running and still on the ballot. it’s imperative NOW more than ever that WE organize around him in support

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

To all my ladies PLEASE ALWAYS REMEMBER your life is BIGGER and more important than any issues a man could ever possibly bring into your life! The world is literally yours. Don’t throw your life away (or lose it) over a man. This is me begging you.

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

You mfs come fw me ❤️.

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[pinar @pienar]

ok am i hormonal or is this the best thing to come out of facebook