RIP Lyles

the perks of being a wall | he/him

[RIP Lyles @EmoHermione]

Ken Burns’ COVID 19, *fiddle begins to play as narrator reads black & white screenshot,* “My love, it has been too long since last we spoke. I hope you & your sourdough starter are well. I’ve oft thirsted for you in my loneliest of hours. Send nudes at your earliest convenience.”

[RIP Lyles @EmoHermione]

Dating apps during quarantine make me feel like I’m being courted by letter by a Civil War soldier. How long will this last? Will he live to meet me on the other side? What if he has a bizarre voice?

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

There hasn’t been a draft in over 50 years. Every single one of the 7,000 young men and women Susan Collins sent to die in Iraq and Afghanistan enlisted.

What a disgusting slap in the face to their families and a callous disregard for their sacrifice.

[Handsome Shrek @1thicstrawberry]

Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

angie craig is not fit to be one of our senators

[Wedge LIVE!™ @WedgeLIVE]

Big news today is that a Minnesota-themed content creator has evacuated himself to Australia. Since rumors are already swirling, I want assure everyone I haven't been able to monetize my content well enough for that to be an option. I remain loyal to you until the end.

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

BITCH YOU LITERALLY VOTED TO THANK THEM

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Angie Craig will vote to let ICE kill you while she parties with Eric Trump and the crypto lobby.

She is not a Democrat and she shouldn’t be a senator.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

7 Dems need to get primaried.

[It's Your Old Pal Donavon @hellodonavon]

The Laken Riley Act has enabled this invasion of thousands of ICE thugs into our home state to kidnap, torture, and murder our residents — citizens and immigrants alike.

And where is Angie? She’s out here, one year later, defending her ignoble support of these jackbooted thugs.

[Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan]

.@AngieCraigMN was the ONLY Minnesota Democrat to vote for the Laken Riley Act. The only one to vote to praise ICE.

Even today, with ICE in our streets, she stands by her pro-Trump votes.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

If you’re a Democrat speaking at a crypto conference alongside ERIC TRUMP, then you’re not a Democrat

[🌼🌹Raquel🌹🌼 @eternallyRaq]

Angie, you voted for the legislation that made this possible. All your posturing about “oh my goodness, I can’t believe this would happen, this is terrible” doesn’t mean shit. You voted for this!

[Drae Daye 🏳️‍🌈 @DraeDaye]

I am going to tweet @RepAngieCraig every day that she has blood on her hands for supporting ICE until she drops out of the MN Senate race.

[Drae Daye 🏳️‍🌈 @DraeDaye]

I think @RepAngieCraig should drop out of the MN Senate race today or tomorrow. She voted for this and there's not enough spin to save her now. Unless she wants to switch parties.

[Violet Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @Vibutler_]

Angie Craig voted to empower ICE with the Laken Riley Act and then voted to praise ICE this summer. Minnesotans deserve better than empty words. Vote @peggyflanagan

[taylr @taylr]

angie craig is doing everything she can to get people to forget she voted for the laken riley act

don’t fall for any of these stunts

she can start by apologizing if she regrets the vote

[It's Your Old Pal Donavon @hellodonavon]

Guess who voted for the Laken Riley Act, which enabled this nightmare. 👇👇👇

[Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi]

Coincidentally, 1-6 is also his favorite holiday

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

The sun rose where I am. I spent the night not sleeping in my hotel room. It was dark and slow and lonely.

I had thought if it happened it wouldn’t be as hard as last time. Because it would be less of a shock. But it was harder, actually, and for the same reason. No one went into this naively. This was chosen.

But now my people are checking in with me, and vice versa. The sun is up. I already feel less alone.

This is me checking in with you: you’re not alone and you’re NOT wrong. This is going to feel bad. It’s going to BE bad. But the sun rose. You deserve its warmth, every day, and we are already closer to a future in which this will be the fucked up past.

Take care of one another and yourself. See you tonight if that’s helpful to you.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

.@JesseThorn found a zoo in Minnesota where he can pet a capybara. He wants to stop there on our way to our show tomorrow, but I said NO. No time. HOWEVER, if you people repost this ticket link 150 times (av weight of a capybara) I will let Jesse do it. https://t.co/R90aH6DnKj