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[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@G21_GOOO Don’t think of Kyman….. always think of Kyman 🎶

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@purple_pawz My ao3 user is TheStrangerWhoWrites 💙 thank you for asking

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

Even in my established Kyman fics he is STALKING the hell outta him. And in my slow burn, he’s lost the plot completely, him and Kenny have a tough relationship because he’s jealous of how close he is to cartman. I love writing him as the freak he is💚❤️

[geetoowonGO @G21_GOOO]

#kyman #kymantwt

I can't stress enough how much I adore it when fanfics show Kyle matching Cartman's freak. like YES!! he's batshit crazy, SHOW IT!! make him obsessed! make him a stalker! or a jealous bitch ruining Cartman's relationships!! I will drool

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@freayzt Thank you 💚❤️ ditto everything Ive read from you has been PEAK

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

Cartman IS good at cooking and baking. Kyle burns water. If Cartman has to be away from him for any reason Kyle is living on take out or ramen and hating every minute of it

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

😭😭

[jam 🦝 eric cartmanologist @stumpsex]

@EmoWhoWrites @tfemkanade relax bitch! try some kyman surprise

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@todestly And my slow burn is The Thin Line That Divides, they are all on ao3 and I can’t wait to promote them once the website it’s back 😭😭 I miss it so much

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@todestly I have multiple fics
My established relationship kyman fics all take place in the same storyline they are
Heavy metal lover
Eric Cartman and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Day
When he sparkles the earth begins to sway
What more can I say
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[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@lainfangirl1 YEA SEE ITS CANON 💚❤️

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

I went from having little to no moots to a tons of kewl ones, I feel so spoiled 💚❤️ so many people to talk about kyman with

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

You were living the GOOD LIFE

[Archie @apatheticarctic]

Just found this photo the fuck was I doing

[zia !! || kyman truther @akuyzia]

omg dis south park shit get serious. i’m OUT #kyman

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@G21_GOOO Teehee luv u too 💚❤️ great minds think alike 🧠

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@craigskewl People have lost the plot 😔

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

Kyle and Stan being gym buddies as adults so Stan can stay fit and Kyle can lift cartman’s fat ass is canon to me

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

Established kyman is my JAM I see them in a shitty one bedroom apartment, Kyle working at a sucky retail job while in college to be child psychologist while Eric is a freelance photographer who mostly chills at home with a raccoon Eric insists is a cat❤️💚

[frea @freayzt]

I love thinking about #kyman in an established relationship because tell me why I just imagined them as adults packing for a trip where Kyle has to repack Cartman’s suitcase bc Cartman half-assed it and forgot all the essentials so Kyle has to do it for him but doesn’t mind

[simon 🏔️ @stennymedias]

jock stan who eventually loses interest in sports bc of his depression

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@stumpsex @tfemkanade Someone pass me the kyman flavored vape

[cumbersome_cowboy @EmoWhoWrites]

@freayzt Luv your brain ❤️💚