The Emo Curmudgeon

Get off my lawn! Go write about it in your diary.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

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[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

If a band managers asks me why I haven't responded to his previous emails, is it appropriate to reply "because I don't like you?"

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Have I ever tweeted about finally understanding the appeal of Unwound? If so, I'd like to repeat that proclamation right now.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

I've received a lot of spam emails with the subject "Don't" recently. Haven't opened any yet, but shit ... that's pretty good advice.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

I'm a big fan of your roster ... check out my band that sounds nothing like anything you've ever released. PS, I write terrible songs.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Oh, you manage bands? Then I would definitely love to absolutely not meet you for drinks & I fully intend to continue ignoring your emails.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Your rainbow-splattered, neon-swirl, Czech Republic-manufactured vinyl looks exactly as it sounds: like vomit. Pop-punk flavored vomit.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

"We have written a record that we feel would make an excellent addition to your label due to its accessibility and aesthetic." #LOLBands

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Just received an email from a band that "hit the pavement hard with shows in New Brunswick and Philly (7 shows in 3 months)." #LOLBands

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Apparently the rule is that if we've worked together at any point within the last 10 years, you're allowed to ask me for free shit.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

90's commercials were awesome. I loved Liquid Slam!
http://t.co/a6F8J9EepW

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Now that the #EmoRevival is over, I'm really looking forward to the #EmoReconstitution in 2015. If you want the feels, just add water.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

New @titlefight track at @voguemagazine! Next week they'll be premiering a song at @businessinsider. #MakesPerfectSense #MusicPR101

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Ugh ... chamber pop.

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

We've finished mixing / mastering our new LP and we'd like you to release it, so here ... listen to this 7" that came out in 2012. #LOLBands

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

fruity candy canes > peppermint candy canes

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

If you're looking to hire someone even more unnecessary than a band manager (aka: your unemployed roommate), try this http://t.co/rgyVXGIobX

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Remember earlier this year when there was an emo revival for like, 1 second? How can I work the hilarity of that into my best of 2014 list?

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Hate to be that guy who complains about Spotify, but do the ads really need to be like, 7x louder than the songs they interrupt?

[The Emo Curmudgeon @Emo_Curmudgeon]

Listening to a couple next to me and I can't decide if they're being really playful or if they absolutely hate one another.