Emily

[Emily @Emolyokay]

When straight girls start twerking on me at the club but they don’t know I’m bisexual and #lovinit now I feel like a #predator #jeffreyepstein

[Emily @Emolyokay]

There was a really sexy girl and a really sexy guy on the subway w me today I wanted them to #kisseachother then #kissme #twobadbitchesatthesamedamntime

[Emily @Emolyokay]

@factofunivers Hell yes

[Emily @Emolyokay]

@factofunivers You can see the small sliver of a normal person’s plate in the corner

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Why would a train be 28 minutes early

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Me and my brothers would have held down E.T. and farted on him I can tell you that much

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Damn

[Tate McRae Crave @TateMcRaeCrave]

Behind the scenes of Tate McRae’s show director Alex Clark testing the gold-dipping finale for “Sports car” ahead of Osheaga and Lollapalooza.

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Had a massage and a yoga class in the same day feeling #LOOSE

[Emily @Emolyokay]

@alyssiamarieq WE GET IT . We LEARNED. Enough now.

[Emily @Emolyokay]

requesting pto for the one day a year single people are legally allowed to have sex must be a bloodbath

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Spermathon kinda the best jackass bit if you’re bisexual and horny

[Emily @Emolyokay]

I did this once as a child after seeing my brother do it and the reaction was one of my first and most formative understandings of the patriarchy I was devastated

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is washing my menstrual cup with dr bronners peppermint soap and reinserting it

[Emily @Emolyokay]

I feel so bad pooping in the stall while this mother is changing her baby’s diaper then I realized we are both doing the same thing

[Emily @Emolyokay]

@factofunivers What could that yellow drink be

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Imagine you’re mitski scrolling twitter and you watch a video and it autoscrolls and you hear your own voice and song slowed and reverb over a black mirror clip

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Customer of the week goes to guy in the Grindr exclusive Madonna t shirt buying 3 of the Madonna Interview Magazines and 1 elephant man blu ray criterion

[Emily @Emolyokay]

@johnny_tmanV2 I’m having a ball on the internet archive

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Getting wasted on accident on cocktails at dinner feels so good

[Emily @Emolyokay]

Realizing I apply the Madonna whore complex to men but I’ve been calling it the chungus slut scale