Thor Love and Tender

Tensions to break

[Thor Love and Tender @Emosienull]

Not only ai slop, I also an ai sloth adaptor 🦥

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

1) Presiden mau bikin MBG
2) Butuh duit gede
3) Tapi gak ada duit, efisiensi anggaran negara.
4) Semua duit negara ke bawah dipotong
5) Termasuk ke PLN
6) PLN gak kuat beli batu bara
7) Batu bara buat bahan bakar PLTU
8) Pemadaman bergilir karena PLTU kurang batu bara
9) Nyalain lilin karena gelap gak ada listrik
10) Dimainin anak-anak lilinnya
11) Jatuh, kebakaran rumahnya
12) Nyamber dua rumah tetangga
13) Abis tiga rumah sama satu sepeda motor

[sabo @plisitin]

: km cakep bgt deh
: hihi makasi ya
: kaya apotek kopdes
: apotek kopdes???
: iya, gaada obat
: hhe

[Sakshi Sugandhi @SakshiSugandhi]

Day 2 of vibe coding

[Ketawa itu GRATIS 🛩 @KucengTerbanggg]

Bisa2nya 😭

[Ayaan 🐧 @twtayaan]

Apple just made Docker Desktop optional on Mac.

And it is completely free.

This is apple/container. 26.5k stars no Github.

You can now run Linux containers natively on your Mac without installing Docker Desktop, without a background daemon hogging your RAM, and without paying $21 a month per developer for a commercial license.

Here is what it does:

→ Runs Linux containers as lightweight VMs directly on Apple Silicon using macOS 26 virtualization
→ Fully OCI compatible. Pull any image from Docker Hub, GitHub Container Registry or anywhere else
→ Written in Swift and optimised specifically for Apple Silicon. Faster and lighter than anything Docker Desktop does on Mac
→ Standard container CLI syntax. If you know Docker commands you already know how to use this
→ Push images you build to any standard container registry and run them anywhere

Docker Desktop charges $21 per developer per month for commercial use. Apple's version costs nothing and ships as open source under Apache-2.0.

Microsoft made Docker Desktop optional on Windows with WSL Containers last month.

Apple just did the same on Mac.

Docker is not going anywhere. But the era of paying for a GUI wrapper around containers on your own machine is quietly ending.

Repo here: https://t.co/uFJ867sul6

[rx @rezasnegara]

Kamu berubah semenjak jadi manajer kopdes merah putih

[Marno Blewah @MarnoMbois]

panjang umur
hidup pas-pasan
WNI

kombo menakutkan

[Kevin Ravens₿erg ⚡️ @KevinR4v]

Here we go: https://t.co/KG855umynh

[Sarah @araseb_]

met a dude, he still copy-pasting the code from chatgpt

[Thor Love and Tender @Emosienull]

@lucaxyzz wagelaseh, hand of midas

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

Eh 🤨

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

This is why I am on Twitter, to see posts like this

[jqüi @kasihtaksamapi]

ALHAMDULILLAH....NO MORE BOCIL NYANYI LAGU MBG PEKOK ITU.......SEKARANG MEREKA NYANYI ROLLERBLADE....THANK U NO NA......

[lantip @lantip]

namanya korupsi.
semua yang terlibat mestinya masuk penjara.

pelajaran apa lagi? :|

[Cow @haloopulici]

waduh pelan pelan pradana

[Divisi Humas PoIisi Bikini Bottom @fajar17]

bjir kayak rumah di pubg yg lootingannya jelek2

[Dimar @dimarsasongko98]

4.000 buruh PT Feng Tay Bandung dirumahkan sejak 15 Juni.
Pabrik pemasok Nike.
Total karyawan: 14.000 orang.

Sebabnya? Order selesai, bahan baku terlambat, geopolitik global kacau.
Mereka nggak korupsi.
Nggak males kerja.

Tapi nasibnya ditentukan oleh keputusan orang-orang yang bahkan nggak tahu nama mereka.

Siapa yang lagi bahas nasib 4.000 orang ini di DPR hari ini?

[Icy @whereicy]

Every app is a dating app if you’re a whore enough

[Cow @haloopulici]

pembeli:bang beli bakso
"pas jadi"
penjual:ini mas
pembeli:berapa bang
penjual:biasanya berapa?
pembeli: 😱😱😱