breaking: $EMOTIC now approved by 0 doctors worldwide
side effects: checking your phone 900x/day
diagnosis: chronically online
treatment: more $EMOTIC
not financial advice. definitely emotional malpractice
Me before crypto: π
Me after medicates with $EMOTIC: π€‘
Side effects may include:
- Chronic happiness
- +1000% aura
- Zero financial responsibility
Not financial advice. Emotional advice only.π₯Έ
HR Update π§
Fired 20 applicants for lying on their resume
"Marketing Expert" is not a real trauma
Still hiring: 20/100
Requirements: Must have bought the top at least once
Emotional advice only