Hildegard Von Bangin'

full time kept woman, part time rat bitch. I don’t represent the real Hildegard, she is dead 🦝 she/her 🧶🧵 I make my own clothes

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Njall: I love all my sons! Grim, and Helgi, and Þorgeird, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* ...Scarf-mitten.

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@mimistitchcraft You look amazing!!! So beautiful 😻

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Wearing the band’s merch to the show

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@SJLahey @theUL @theULSpecColl @GirtonCollege Congratulations!!

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My big three are all the same so these never draw me in but I have been crying and wearing pink a lot recently

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Cons: the landlord dropped off the wrong key for my new place before taking a week long vacation

Pros: asked a handsome neighbor to help me out and he tried (unsuccessfully) to break in through the window

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You’d think this is a fantasy but I call it the correct treatment. I am a princess. People should carry me. Call me chéri and then sweetheart when they clock my accent.

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Picture this: I open my door to construction & just stand blankly on my steps. How do I go anywhere? I have no sidewalk? There is a pit? Suddenly, 6 construction workers convene on my position to princess lift me over the work. I am wearing an entirely hot pink Barbie outfit.

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@oliviasview thank you and i'm so excited for when it stops being hot as balls here and I can live my rustic fantasy

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My mom’s birthday gift to me this year was quilting and binding my first (and probably last!) quilt top I made last year and thank GOD because I was never gonna do it

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like now i have places to wear my clothes and people who appreciate them in real life and i am denied???

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the person i have become with my sewing machine in another province... she needs to be with me in my arms now

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@Hosmeriana @walkergallery @NML_Muse Amazing!! Congratulations!!!

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Twenty nine

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@oliviasview THANK you. Pockets get so baggy and I *hate* the way they look. Dresses, pants, skirts, all of it. I'll never put my phone in one.

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Anyways just reiterating that my NEW knitstagram is threewildhares and my personal one (for friends- you know if you’re my friend) is emparsnips … many blessings to everyone on this site

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@mimistitchcraft nooo it's so beautiful!! I'm sorry this happened to you and I hope you can save it!!

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@philommeides_ Many travesties. The annoying part is now I’m like 4x as active now compared to when I went hiking all the time

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Was sent this photo of myself at work, I am never beating the allegations I fear

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An elderly parishioner at work today showed me the notebook where, in an effort to remember my name, he wrote “Emily: young, fancy”