Colin Barnett

I am the sovereign ruler of the great state of Western Australia. Democracy is over rated. So is air conditioning

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

As Arrow said, I'm feeling hot, hot, hot. And not because I don't have air conditioning #wavotes

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Can I pop the Moët yet? #wapol

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

I hope that at least a few of you vote for McGowan today, nobody wants to see an utter humiliation do they? #wapol

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

@_Darren_Brown_ @bosticdana not correct, Darren's fingers are much too fat to type properly on an iPhone

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

McGowan's rollback plan continues, as he announces a return of the car rego sticker that was last popular in 1961 #wapol

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

A chair sniffing, bra snapping, affair having, drunken wrestling bloke from down South would be a perfect fit as future Premier #wapol

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

You know your campaign is getting desperate when you start holding babies #wapol #WAelection

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

I've just wagered $1 Billion taxpayers money on the Liberals to win the WA Election @ $1.03. That should get rid of some of this debt #wapol

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

@TimGossage Lyn put them in the dryer and they turned into 1980's football shorts #RottoSwim

[Tim Gossage 🤓 @TimGossage]

Controversial Rotto Channel Swim. Premier Barnett has dumped red shorts of 15 years to wear North Cott primary blue.

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

It's 5.30 on a Friday. I hope you are all cracking one of WA's finest brews, Emu Export #redcan #drinkofthegods

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Does anyone know Mark McGowan's address? I've got a lighter and a paper bag full of dog shit and need somewhere to take it #wapol

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Mark McGowan's roll back plan to continue tomorrow. He will bring back the horse and cart to replace cars if elected #wapol #WAelection

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

I'm disappointed at the distinct lack of photos of politicians holding new born babies in shopping centers. A staple of any good campaign

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Just woke up from a 3 hour power nap in the palace. Did I miss any major Labor announcements? The CBD's not moving to Rockingham is it?

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Tomorrow Mark McGowan will announce that he will dismantle @PerthArena and sell the scrap metal to help pay for Metronet

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Imagine how many ACROD bays are around the Vatican?

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Huge coup for the WA Liberal party, tomorrow I will announce that the Pope will take up a role as Head of the WA Anti-Child Molestation Unit

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Actor Wanted: Male or Female to play Gina Rinehart in new mini series. Must be fat and ugly. Experience eating their own children desirable

[Colin Barnett @EmperorBarnett]

Has Labor announced another new rail line yet today?