Emperor Caligula

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

So I had three sisters. Is that a crime?

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

WTF? They're still here? How come we ran out of them when we were feeding the lions? #somanychristians

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

Taylor Swift has had 5 minutes and has not responded to me. Seeking an empress. Make me happy and Gaul is yours.Make me sad you get Britain.

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

Any Eunuchs on Twitter? Preferably trained in court decorum. Private msg me.

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

OK. Try to bring a little originality. A little panache. But nooooo. I become MR. Crazy

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

"I came. I saw. I conquered." I am the one who said that, not Caesar. Well, at least the 'I came' part.

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

I never liked marble flooring and columns to begin with. Shag rugs and lava lamps were always my style. And who the fuck is Gibbons?

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

You try being an emperor. Try wearing a toga while you get groceries. Tell me about it after. OK?

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

Taylor Swift I think, would make a proper empress for me. I've always liked music.

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

If Egypt had a coliseum and a few fight-to the-death gladiator contests, they wouldn't be having these problems. Juuuust sayiiiing.

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

Helloooo! Brand name sandal? Worn a Caesar sandal lately? WTF then with my place in Roman history? as a crazy man?

[Emperor Caligula @EmperorCaligula]

Seriously, OMFG! Malcolm McDowell played me? Peter O'Toole as my daddy? Get a grip people.
#Romewasntbuiltinaday