Emperor Comedicus

Iam the conqueror of the Anti-Serious Empire.
Palace built without cement...only posho.

Laugh once get full citizenship in the Empire.

[Emperor Comedicus @EmperorComedcus]

@kirya_ug Busoga chose dignity not hate. That's why many radio and TV stations across Busoga stopped promoting Alien skin after he disrespected the Kyabazinga and our Kingdom. Even those close to power haven'tpublically defended his actions. Painful seeing fellow Basoga still platform him.

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@CrystoPanda "Service fee" that arrives before service.

[Don Andre @donandrejr]

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL! 🚨

My 2nd Stand Up Comedy Special, The American Dream 🇺🇸🎤 is taking over the National Theatre on 12 June 2026! Buy your tickets now! On https://t.co/GetzW5ajsH
Bigger laughs. Wilder stories. A night you’ll be talking about long after the lights go out. 🔥🔥

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@donandrejr @Funnybunnyug I will be there. Even my wallet has confirmed attendence...it respects Don Andre's work ethic.

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@fwtimini At that point, even mosquitoes come in, look around, and leave like let's respect ourselves.

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@933kfm The secret behind ground nuts? They fry them, and your self control goes with them.

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@933kfm Work more, earn more sounds nice.. until you realize you didn't level up life, you just upgraded exhaustion.
More money, more bills, more stress, less sleep.

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@933kfm @DoreenNasaasira My mood is " perfect" by Ed Sheeran.. until her phone lights up and she turns it upside down like it's a government secret.

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@HaYoMiDe_ Error 404: Road not found.

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@933kfm @beewol @BNantale First African on the moon?
The one who arrived and immediately looked for where to sit.

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@bgthaplag ...

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@bgthaplag ..

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@933kfm Litre? No...
That's a droplet with smell.
No long distance...only stress.

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@933kfm Age? No...
That's muscle stretch...
No wisdom...only suffering.

[Emperor Comedicus @EmperorComedcus]

@fwtimini Their heads are Olympic venues with a marathon of racing thoughts.

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@kirya_ug As longer as football doesn't leave you like your left foot leaves the ball in the box.

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@otokyo Watching cooking videos while starving - psychological torture disguised as entertainment.

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@CrystoPanda 7 - 2? The bus has already left without them.

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@kirya_ug Five spots? At this point just rename it the premier league invitational.

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@Bridgeman484 @fwtimini I saw it passing, it just lacked clearance to reach me.