The Marble Emperor 🇺🇸 🇬🇷

Last Emperor of Byzantium.
Who's the jackass that left the door open?!

[The Marble Emperor 🇺🇸 🇬🇷 @EmperorMarble]

Enough of the "Muh Insurrection!" and "Muh tRump is guilty of treason!" bullshit narratives.

It's been parroted by buffoons and grifters for two full years, and it's always been a lie.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Bob Cousy is 97 years old today because he trusted the scientists.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

From time to time, I go back to this NBC News report of a wealthy single childless white liberal female college professor in Boston named Lisa who takes in a Haitian refugee couple. She treats the woman as her personal chef and the husband as her handyman.

Lisa gets to live out her secret fantasy of experiencing what the Antebellum South was like. There are many white women like Lisa with their very own slaves.

This is why they’re so mad about today’s SCOTUS decision.

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

You literally retweeted someone who goes by Alpha Cunt calling me a Fucking Bitch yesterday so pls spare us your above-it-all tsk-tsking on dialogue, Bill.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

when communists try to hide behind “democratic socialism”

[sᥕᥱᥱ𝗍 𝗍һіᥒg❤️‍🔥(𝙰𝚜𝚒𝚊) @55SweetThing]

This 1679 “Sabionari” Stradivarius is the only playable guitar by Antonio Stradivari left in this world.🤗

So take just a moment to hear a sound that’s well over 300 years old!👇❤️‍🔥

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Look this is what AI is for

[The Marble Emperor 🇺🇸 🇬🇷 @EmperorMarble]

@prmade313raised Lmao

Cope harder

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Me pointing out illegal immigrants to ICE agents.

[greg @greg16676935420]

The random 6 year old at Costco who catches me going back for seconds on a free sample

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

*me opening a bag of cheese*

My dog:

[🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq. @HollyBriden]

@jemelehill Is “special treatment” when you aren’t neck-punched by a manimal?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Motherfucker was 9 and had already lost an eye.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

The absolute worst sports organization in world history, and it's not even close

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Lee Kuan Yew was a genius

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I felt like I was the king of the fucking world whenever my mom would get back from the grocery with one of these sweet bastards. Guess I’ll be having ... whatever the hell I want, bitches.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Absolutely perfect headline.

[Wasson Watch Co. @WassonWatch]

Problems with our society in a nutshell.