Cracktémoc

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JFK didn’t get shot. His head exploded because he was smoking kush.

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A watched pot never smokes itself

[Institute for Hispano Studies @hispano_studies]

Inshallah vato! 🇲🇽🤝🏾🇮🇷

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@ProdMikeLakes 🔥🔥🔥

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Half Vietnamese first cousin dropping in August 🙌

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Breakfast for dinner (charro beans)

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Thanks cenpeco, very cool!

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One liter bottle of black label Valentina acquired.

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Going to the Mexican grocery

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Going to the Mexican grocery

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So crazy that Easter is on 4/20 this year

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Takeoff or reentry call it.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I LOVE YOU

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A second paid protester just hit the Dow Jones industrial average

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Going to buy a blammer with me tax return. Hell, maybe even two or three blammers.

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Day trip to the closest mircocenter (2 1/2 hours one way) would fix me.

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Landlords is cops

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Cube of Gooding Jr

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The United States government has officially made it illegal to not go to hell.

[Lakes @ProdMikeLakes]

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Before anyone makes fun of the new USPS delivery vehicles just know your boy made a couple of the masters for cast parts in that mf.

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@SerpicoRising Substitutions $3.00

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Greg is chopping it up