Emperor Rudolf

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Stupid, disgusting sweaty armpits Alm.

Deodorant wasn't going to help those sweaty pits. He soaked his sweater dress with all that sweat.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“I will be a farmboy no longer, I will not let Celica die again. One day, I'll squish Duma's pathetic head for locking her away.”

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Alm, of course, will continue convincing everyone that he's so cute. He's just such a cute little boy, or at least he sure thinks so!

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“Ow!“ Alm cried when he sat his tree ass on the remote. He dug the side of his knee right into the thing, and boy did that hurt!
The tree then pulled the remote away, looking at it distastefully. Way to go, Tree! You sit on that remote!

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Before Fernand and Lukas were brought into it, Alm was the best looking. He would've gotten away with it, too…

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Alm's gonna sit in the spotlight for a bit, and he thinks he's gonna be alright.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

It sure seemed like Lukas was up there on the list…

But Alm is the-- Alm is the best.
He claimed and more.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“He's not even hot, guys. Come on!” Alm complained about Lukas. “He's not even good-looking.”

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

The Talking Tree's talking.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

What Lukas said didn't sound right, Alm's just saying.

That actually sounded pretty dirty, especially how Lukas went and said it like that.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

He was happy that he could confirm that Lukas was only the best looking if Alm wasn't being counted.

Alm is so cute, it seems inhuman. That's why it wasn't fair to include him when judging the other's appearances.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Alm thought it was pretty funny that Lukas was hesitant on employing Gray and Tobin as his retainers, but outright said he didn't want Kliff.

What wasn't so funny, however, was Tobin opening a shop and housing royalty from other countries. How did he do that?

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Alm thought he was everyone's leader. He thought he was everyone.

So why didn't he have any friends? Where was the other half of his pair? Alm didn't understand!

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“Holy… JEEZ!” Cursed the tree when that stupid drug dealing moon in the Thancred wig got all up on him with no plans of moving.

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

Since Alm was rejected by both Gray AND Tobin, since apparently they have each other, Alm guessed his new friend was going to be Clair. She was always hanging around anyway.

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

“Shit!” Berkut cursed right before he died.

[Berkut @HeirPresumptive]

Oh, Berkut's noble but a psycho.
A little bit psycho.
At night, he's screamin',
“I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind.”

[Alm @KingOfValentia]

“Gods, I haven't even washed my face yet, but my eyes are sizzling!” Alm, the Frenzied Elm, complained.