The dogs barked. The frogs laughed. The foxes schemed. Yet only one creature dared to claim the throne. The meme war has a new king and it moves at 1 MPH. 🐢👑
Kneel now, or chase later.
Those who know, know. Those who don’t... will buy higher.
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Breaking news: $ETURT volume so low it's basically stealth mode 🥷But when this king decides to rage quit napping... your notifications gon' look like a war crime.
Tag a friend who needs to get rugged by royalty.
(I'm not the rug, I'm the throne they cry on later)
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Me launches $ETURT with king crown energy
Market "lol turtle coin dead on arrival"
Me now still crowned, still chilling, still about to tax your bags when the slow pump starts
Y'all really gonna let a turtle out degen you? 😤Buy or get eternally ratio'd by shell speed. @cryptonary@JamesWynnReal@CryptoCapo_
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If $ETURT hits 0 volume again I'm personally walking to every degen's house and slow blinking at them until they buy.
Turtle stare = instant regret.
Who's folding first? 🐢👀>Chart flatter than my patience. Wake it up or get stared down forever.
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