President of abegistan

This phase is just for a while,you better make it worthwhile. Obidient. I HATE APC so you should. MAN UNITED 🖤❤️

[President of abegistan @Emperor_Phil_]

I’ve tested being a lover boy and a nonchalant boy, I recommend the latter

[Chavez Eduardo Guarez 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 @Ol0ye]

You goto any serious building site in Lagos and you'll find Benin Republican kids.

Our own kids no longer train for skills even though these are skills that are always in demand.

They want to be car spotters and Tiktok stars.

[sutra. @hdemitri_]

I’ve been working at a rehab as my latest career side quest and bestie please put that weed down. I’m begging you🙏🏽

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

South Africa needs to be eliminated pretty fast starting with a thrashing from Mexico today. They have more important things to do at home like chasing away foreigners.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i like withdrawing access a lot. i won’t do gra gra with you, once you start acting like a mad person i’ll leave you and make sure you can’t access me ever again. no long talk

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

you sent your babe 600k
she buys you platter 35k the next week
you’re telling people online your babe isn’t like others, she spends on you

where did she get the money from?😂

[Goddy @Gnmcrypto]

So after making money and everything for providing for your family, your wife could still cheat because you can't fvck well?

I thought women are looking for a provider not a fvcker?

[Jude Bela @realJudebela]

We’ve been enduring and adjusting to this mess for over 11 years now. If we don’t stop the rot, the result of our collective cowardice will be a lost century.

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

It's not fair that in Nigeria, we still have electricity issues in 2026

It's really not fair at all

It's so terrible and disheartening

[Moshood @_morsh08]

@Dcee_kay @Jaywiz_ayokunle My bro I met one Igbo guy here 3 years ago he's in Portugal we are doing business together, He invest in my catfish pond business and till tomorrow we cool, Those animals don't know what APC has destroyed in their life I swear

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Two fraudulent institutions collaborating to put a fraudulent president into power for a second term

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

But where were you in 3 years ago when David Hundeyin told you exactly this?

Never mind! You are just a political organization that only spots criminals when they are out of office.

Just be careful, because the next chairman that will be appointed might just realize that you the handle and your current chairman were both criminals. You know, like, the previous boss, the one before that one, and the one before before.

[Wilsmasha @wilsmasha]

You would think Nigerian politicians are the only problem of this country until you interact with the average Nigerian about social and economic issues you’d discover the brain rot is universal.

[wande @blaccmajek]

“Build with a man” but the whole time na the man dey build alone, you just dey there dey wait for finished building.

[The Agendarer | #TENOÍ @professorstein0]

I grieve for Nigerian theatre cause so many creatives want to elevate the industry yet are chained by the general audience’s inability to consume anything other than lekki bound odogwuslop

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Only took you 3 years to arrive at where I was in May 2023.

By the way, he's also not a qualified pilot and he made up at least one of the helicopter pilot schools he claimed to have attended. The so-called "Petroleum Helicopters Institute” does not exist.

Leave it to that useless dead bastard called Muhammadu Buhari to make a total fugazi like this one a cabinet minister.

[Komander Xander @KomanderXander]

I know guys who almost exclusively go after married women because they are easier to have sex with than single women

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One of my biggest fears is dating someone who will post me on social media, and then cheat on me. Making me a famous fool.

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I’m very big on courtesy.

I say thank you to anyone.

Even if I’m paying for a service.

[A Savannah James Stan Account.. @DevAintShit]

No titties I’m def cheating