EmperorBevis

Prosaic nonsense by politically aware poetically gifted writer with taste for surreal humour/sad old Bi W.C Lefty rock poet Love Craft/Real ale BeerAdvocate mod

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The rantings of 'that bloke in the pub'
if that bloke in pub was bastard offspring
of Lech Wałęsa & Pattie Smith.
I’m for equality, local craft & empathic progression & against austerity, big brewery, the patriarchy, homophobia & transphobia but I don’t blindly obey anything.

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@JDVance @Nigel_Farage “…mass immigration of migrants…”
Why do we have Sikh communities in the UK?
Because from the days of the EIC they served as soldiers of the British Empire & Commonwealth, Sepoys, & in both world wars.
JD Vance displaying ignorance of UK history, but why on earth are you RT’ing?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You saying that, is like diarrhoea calling piss disgusting.

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@Nigel_Farage @BBCNewsnight They misquoted you, not misinterpreted you.
As loathsome a scumbag as I thought you were, disregarding the wishes of a grieving father has made me think even less of you.

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Oh wow! For the next two weeks last years and this years CAMRA ‘Spoons vouchers are valid.
I’m going to immediately line the cat tray with them!

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Wait a second!
Was I in Fanny?

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@lembitopik Siestas, Sangria & Sea-winds

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@JamesMelville Five corrupt tory PM Cunts & a boring twat.
Nope, sorry, I cant get the ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’ play on words to work.

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@frednfrank pours a rich port coloured body with good off white head
Aroma is red laces and rye booze
Flavour is seaside rock and carob
4/5

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As Brewdog is no longer under the command of inappropriate behaviour Watt & too stoned to call him out Dickie, going to try one of their higher tier line

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“I don’t understand why every old geezer can’t feather their nest by instigating an illegal war & oil rights grab” Tory bLiar

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Greene King has announced it is selling the Old Speckled Hen family of beers to the U.K. arm of independent Spanish brewers S.A. Damm.

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@Askwhyisit Utter AI slop
You do you feel the need to lie & try to spread division & discourse

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@StGeorgeofTuf Also already failed with a leadership bid

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Cover of ‘Go Wild in the Country’ by the @weddingpresent
David Gedge once again making a day ten thousand times better

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Wow!
I got a ❤️ react from the Green party leader to my reply on a Manchester Evening News Facebook feed story

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Today would have been my mum’s 86th birthday.
Her body didn’t make it to 80, her mind didn’t make it to 60.
She loved whisky, whiskey and Barley Wine.
I am grateful for the continued emotional support offered by Tempest Brewing 😉

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@Nigel_Farage @Keir_Starmer

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“I’ll take the quiet life,
a handshake of carbon monoxide”

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Not too many hours from this hour.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ For all intents and purposes, the hostilities in the second world war in France ended in 1944.
Nancy, & for that matter Monaco, being liberated by September & the Belgian liberation well under way then, too.