Eimile Pesch

[📜 @elioandoliverse]

It's not clocking to you that I've been standing on business for as long as I've known you jo

[Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97]

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

having your president announce he bombed another county via a tweet is so dystopian there used to be press conferences & speeches

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Happy No Kings Day to all of us who celebrate.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Slavery was legal. Jim Crow was legal. Never limit your sense of morality to America's legal system.

[jp @excesstential]

my favorite poem i’ve read today

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

You're telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[lauren @winonaddict]

“are you available to jump on a quick call?”

[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

I said it before and I’ll say it again. There really are two gen zs.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

If you're OK with ANYONE being locked up in a foreign prison without due process, you're OK with YOU being locked up in a foreign prison without due process.

That's how due process works.

Do you get it now?

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

One thing I love about American politics is the amount of people who have never left their hometown will tell you exactly, confidently, what the world is like.

[Eimile Pesch @Empesch]

I wish i had chips and salsa right now

[madison lawrence tabbey @madisonlawrence]

this was my first intro to taran killam so imagine my surprise when he joined the snl cast lmfao

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Sorry I’m a little behind. Was it DEI or a trans athlete that crashed the stock market

[worst girl in wa$ia @calicocharm]

"i dont need religion or god to give my life meaning; because time gives it meaning." #TheWhiteLotus

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Wisconsin beat the billionaire.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.