David makes art sometimes

music, games, art, and animation

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When I see a joke I can make on Twitter I absolutely do not scroll through the replies to see if somebody else made it first

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@iamseanic Can it be played independent of Octopath 1? I loved 1 aesthetically but it didn’t keep me interested enough to finish it

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With all the craziness going on in the world, it’s nice to know that those Quaker Chewy bars still taste exactly the same as they did when I was like four years old

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@peenorgrigio I realize now that that’s kind of how sentences work actually

To clarify, every time there’s punctuation, create a completely *random* sentence fragment with no connection to the previous ones

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@peenorgrigio This feels like asking an AI to generate a sentence fragment but then asking it to create a new sentence fragment every time any punctuation shows up

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@muditaheart Ok I liked the curling one

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@flueramhelte Unironically a banger

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Just forced my fiancée to watch a bunch of weebl’s stuff videos which she refused to believe were once immensely popular on the internet, feels like a breaking point in our relationship tbh

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@keyofw Have you tried thinking at length about every decision you ever made that you regret?

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@peenorgrigio Understand, am cow

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@keyofw ⚡️

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@keyofw Bowser, you big brute
Why must you throw Mario
At the smithy gang?

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@keyofw @stephenmatlock You’ll hate it even more when you here about his favorite tabletop tennis game

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Rihanna or imperial guard

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Pretty cool outfits for the halftime show backup dancers

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@FoldableHuman Seems like this is pretty easy to figure out, you just gotta win and not lose

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@keyofw @stephenmatlock shoulda yelled fire

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Just let me install my programs and stop with all the extra bs

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Is there anything less necessary than Adobe creative cloud

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Somebody at work complained to my boss that I looked like I was dressed to work at a construction site and I don’t really know what that means but does anyone have a hard hat I can borrow for tomorrow just to mess with them

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@zesty_boy_ You apologize to cheddar cheese right now