😂 Oh, Todd, you absolute legend of lapdog loyalty. "Greatest honor of my lifetime” and “I love you, sir?" Bro, you’re not auditioning for AG—you’re auditioning for Trump’s personal footstool. Nothing screams “impartial Attorney General” like publicly simping harder than a teenager at a Taylor Swift concert.
If this is your best “I’m totally not compromised” act, the bar for integrity just hit rock bottom and started digging. Enjoy the knee pads, champ. America’s justice system is in excellent hands. 🙄
So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
@mmpadellan Nothing screams 'totally innocent' like a sitting president throwing a full-blown tantrum over the dropping of Epstein files. Keep crying, Donnie—we all know why you're mad.
BREAKING: @HoustonChron announces early endorsement of @JamesTalarico
“The Houston Chronicle editorial board rejects Paxton’s self-serving depravity and his loyalty to Washington politics at the expense of everyday Texans. And we enthusiastically endorse James Talarico.”
BREAKING: Ethics complaint just filed against Pam Bondi — & it's damning
She ran DOJ like a weapon — & now 100+ scholars, retired judges & retired FL Supreme Court Chief Justice Peggy Quince — joined by @DDFund_@LDADemocracy & LFRL — are holding her accountable -TN
Brilliant work, Donald! You and your spineless GOP lawmakers really knocked it out of the park with that “One Big Beautiful Bill.” Slashing nearly a trillion from Medicaid so that over 460 hospitals, nursing homes, and doctors’ offices teeter on the edge of collapse? Genius. Nothing screams “Making America Great” like rural towns losing their only medical facilities while you hand out tax cuts to your billionaire pals. And let’s not forget all those “pro-life” lawmakers proudly voting to shutter maternal care units. Peak conservatism right there. Your voters in those red districts must be so proud… or maybe just screwed. 🙄 #GOPDeathPanel
Holy sh*t. Thomas Massie says he’s going to start publicly naming billionaires implicated in the Epstein files because Trump’s DOJ refuses to convict.
More courage than the rest of the GOP has combined.
HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:
- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%
- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)
- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds
- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)
- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility
- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium
- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains
- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules
- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years
- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years
Ooops, sorry!
That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.