The Last Imperial

The last imperial trooper, banished to earth for multiple drug offenses

[Todd Glass @ToddGlass]

Folks… I need to let you know… This is not a joke I want fucking money please i'm disguising it as a joke but I need money for my retirement

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

@midnight #celebritycrimes Rosanne Barrson

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

A new study has found that women would rather watch TV than have sex. Sort of good news/bad news thing for me.

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

Bread Rising #boringvideogames @midnight

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

@midnight MetamuSeal #oldermusicians

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

@Paul_Dini @ThatKevinSmith You guys have to do this thing, I cant imagine a world without this show anymore. #PrepSchoolBruce

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

@nottjmiller like a big old sheet, girl.

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

@ronfunches Holy shit, that was hilarious!!! BRAfuckingVO

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

I called #BatFleck back in '95! Kinda... http://t.co/wbORkmFvKB

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

I could direct @bryancranston in #roadhard. Or not. http://t.co/n9wFDr0ffz

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

#RoadHard picking up steam at 96% now. Who can retweet and push this pirate ship to 100]%? http://t.co/KH3whllT6l

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Holy shit... Emotional gut punch in the last 2 minutes of JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE FLASHPOINT PARADOX is worthy of its own FAT MAN ON BATMAN ep.

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

@ChelseaVPeretti throw some D's on that bitch.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

The mad laughter in Brain Damage does tons to me

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Ever been so high you realize that you've been watching a movie on TV for 30 minutes, minimized, on the guide screen?

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

Arizona: "At least we're not Texas."

Texas: "At least we're not Florida."

Florida: "You can't prove we're Florida."

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

THE 90's ARE BACK! Clerks III is coming and @neilhimself is giving us a SANDMAN PREQUEL MINI-SERIES!!! http://t.co/n8xgbJGJyU #MoreMorpheus

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

#topdrop "I don't know about that"

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

Hey Dunkin Donuts, iced hot chocolate is called chocolate milk and its for babies. Nice try. #political

[The Last Imperial @EmpiresOwn]

Oooohhhh that black gold.