John Apples

[John Apples @EmptierShell]

@ShitpostRock Why wouldn't it be? It's 50 hour repetitive game where you have to listen to the same lines you heard in the first 5 minutes on loop the entire. fucking. time.

Obviously you're going to swap out the ugly art. Immersion isn't a factor after the first few hours.

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@BeruTheSimp @ayodaza It obviously does? You're acting like one wrong makes a right instead.

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@ItsElisaEclipse @PalmyrPar @ayodaza Aren't you a literal child? Shouldn't you have a problem with bullies like that youtuber that was abusing and humiliating her friend for making a confession?

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@Herbil_san96 @PanzerGoldline What kind of game has a non-professional as a protagonist? There's no limp-wristed loser as a protagonist option.

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@SpaceborneMedic What you don't know is how often blood pressure medication is over-prescribed. "Oh, is your BP the same it's been your entire life? Well, uh, you've hit the magical number age, so now I think you should take this horrific medication with near lethal side effects."

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@BearMolestor @BritishChudd Let me guess, your mental response was, "y he reference WOW!??? He play wow?"

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@bizlet7 Gen Z hero worship millennials, what are you even on about? Who's youtube channels do you think they sit around worshipping, who's games do you think they're constantly talking about being the best?

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@homoErectingus Top tier content.

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@TheRISEofROD There is no "coming together". All the populace knows is what they see in films, so their coming together is standing in awkward ineffectual groups where they (actually) peacefully protest, as if they legitimately believe their government is their government.

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@fatgiantballs @AnontheGoona Presumably anyone that has aspirations of making videos, because of how of a miss it is, kek. There's nothing more demoralizing than the reality check that is high effort coal.

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@goonalt2 @AnontheGoona It's because it knows you're trans, kek.

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@turang158571 @Green_Onions67 It overstays its welcome after 5 seconds. The first 5 seconds work, then it instantly falls to shit.

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@JoeDeezy13 @Gnome4308 Women fetishizing abortion: impossible

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@Gnome4308 They'll also deliberately leave death traps for you just to make their job easier, and then expect you to just "forgive them" at the end of the day.

For some reason, this exclusively applies to people in your own company, but not the company working next to you (props to them).

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@ShitpostRock The 41st copy the design of the empire's soldiers, though? Have you not seen the return of the jedi?

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@the_jeffers @ShitpostRock There aren't, though? That's not how trends work. You should know this if you're a conscious human being -- wait, oh, right, you're not.

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@CorbulosMisfit @ShitpostRock It never several more years in the oven, apparently.

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@TheTideTurnedNZ TOP are funded by Soros, I hear. Full-blown unapologetic globalist party that intends to swamp the country with muslims.

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@VbcApologetics @Andrewnsnyder His version is asinine and is just him expressing his hatred for morality.

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@spergycat It sucks, it just has lost of high quality fan service so women like to cosplay as her.