Êmroz🐰

27 yrs old and i’m saving my virginity for divorce

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Battle of Bitches #GameofThrones

[Mohammed Rafi @Mohamme42848821]

Kannadagias voice is #GetLostModi

Can't you hear it!

#SaveKarnatakaFromModi
#GoBackModi

[Safwan AhmedMia @SuperSaf]

My favourite #iOS14 so far is ‘Back Tap’, what’s yours? 🤔

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

I know my GOAT

#FCBFCB

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

No one:

Engineer's at eid😂
#EidAlAdha

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

No one
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Miyabhai:
Qurbani ke janwaron ko chand raat mai churriyan nazar aati hain...!

[Md Obaidullah @INCObaid]

Rightly said by Sherri Paa ji, we have not seen such a liar Prime Minister, ever before.
#असत्याग्रही_मोदी

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

@Sjames____

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

@abhijitmajumder @coolfunnytshirt waisa hai tih mandir ke bhaajan ka volume bhi kaam hona chahiye phir toh, vo dusrey kyun suney? vo sound pollution nai hota ?

#GrowUp
#GetALife

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Me 10 mins into the first episode of S3 #DarkNetflix

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

When you masturbate just after waking up in the morning:-

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

@karanjohar Stop this fakness, ye aansu na star kids ke samney karna.

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

We want listeners...
So better not to talk about mental talk, if you don't want to listen, or you don't know how to listen and what to listen, because nobody really listens.
People speaks to much than listening.
#depression #anxiety

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Me trying to sleep but then remember Elizabeth is her own grandmother

#DarkNetflix

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

females play more mind games than Professor X and wonder why they have so many ex-men

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Iftari mein roz khajoor, pakoray, rooh afza, fruit chaat, Abbu kay tanay aur gayan toh zarur milte hain mjhe. Baqi cheezen badalti rehti hain.

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

People coming out of houses due to that Sonic sound in Bangalore 😂 #Bangalore

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Fact is Eidi ki bhi umeed nahi hai iss baar 😔

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Jhumke Wali Ke Sath Adrak Wali Chai Kabhi Fiki Nahi Lagti.

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Happy “ jiss din mai marr jaaugi tab tumhe samajh mai aayega” day

[Êmroz🐰 @EmrozSyed]

Happy “roya toh aur jootey marungi” day