Testy from the North Westy

Mother of three. Plus those two. Five. Mother of five.

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@bgstrowger Exactly. Beautiful! Now tempted when showing pics of my kids to slip in a pic of a haunted Victorian child 🤔

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@bgstrowger She looks beautiful. Definitely be on my side and smite my enemies.

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@bgstrowger Not all of them have evolved to have top hats, but who knows in the future 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@relson_noad Oh yes. Only difference is that as well as working, I volunteer at the local hedgehog hospital and rehabilitate poorly hedgehogs too

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

When I was about 5, I told my mum “Well WHEN I AM THE QUEEN…” and that’s when I found out that it’s a family thing. Still a little bitter that I don’t get to have a crack at it. I appreciate your understanding on this trying day

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@relson_noad Royal event that brought up sad memories “what do you mean when you say that I’ll NEVER be queen?!” 😂

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Two words, each hundreds of years old, that are still worth holding on to: ‘respair’: fresh hope, and ‘resipiscence’: a return to a better frame of mind.

Here’s to both in 2023. Happy New Year.

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@endoadenoandme Yep! I’m terrified of spiders but can totally deal with daddy long legs. You’d think the flying variety that aim for your face but be worse but 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Killian Sundermann @killersundymann]

Press conference after getting caught off guard trying to open a surprisingly heavy door in front of a group of people

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

Haven’t said much about it, but I’ve been volunteering at a hedgehog hospital in my spare time. Released 5 into the wild, plus 3 that I hand-reared and released. This is a wild baby I saw tonight in my garden. Squeeing with delight that they’re thriving 😊

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@bgstrowger The only rabbit left around here is the one in my head operating the gears

[Met Office @metoffice]

A reminder of the top ten hottest UK days on record

#Heatwave2022
#heatwave

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@endoadenoandme I have found out who has been shitting in the meat food bowl

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

@beardedian I know, right?! They’re 9 and I don’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to attitude, because goddammit the apples don’t fall far from the tree

[Testy from the North Westy @Emski_squared]

Taught the girls how to play Scrabble. I initially helped them place their words and taught them the rules. I wasn’t expecting Juno to slap ‘protein’ down on a triple word score or Ava to slap ‘box’ down with the x on the triple letter at the point where they were going it alone.