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Swangin'

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Iniesta dominates the Champions League final.

Messi didn't score.

Cotto wins his title defence.

Pretty much perfect sporting weekend

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Djokovic is not human.

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Blatter had to go. Wasteman.

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Diplo is killing everything he touches. The Midas touch. Insane production skills.

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#Arsenal

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The crotch area of my trousers are proper damp. Nasty feeling.

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I hate my job.

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Got several wet patches on my shirt. Rain seeped through my jacket. Trousers feel like trunks. FFS.

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Got well and truly drenched.

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I live for the moment I get my jackets back from the dry cleaners. The smell. The look. The feel.

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If Andi Peters is involved I'm giving up TV.

1,400 investigated in child sex abuse inquiry, including politicians

http://t.co/m4qUoqmDLd

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Simple things please simple minds. Illuminati.

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@boydie71 Sam Shadupyaface?

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Why does every character in 'Revenge' whisper?

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Colleague bought in cakes that she said were an 'acquired taste'. I replied 'acquired taste? You mean taste required'. She wasn't happy.

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Was getting checked out big time by a Chinese woman. I should be tired more often. Gives my eyes a certain mystique.

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Ran out of Armani Code. Running low on Ralph Lauren Polo Blue. Finished Bleu De Chanel ages ago. I'm going to smell like a mere mortal.

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What is Anthony Joshua actually getting out of these fights? This isn't even a tune up.

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Imagine growing up idolising a Kardashian. Or James Corden. Sort your life out.

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Really disappointed in the new song by Krept and Konan. It's basically them featuring on a Jeremih track produced by DJ Mustard. Poor.