DJ Shapeshifter

We are in the age of shapeshifters, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Call or text me! [phone]! I may answer! I will text back!

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@MoternMedia I'm trying, but it's a slow grind

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Get back to work on that creative project you said you were gonna complete this year!!!

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@thelastglaciers I live in a communist building, everyone wants to share the profits but when it snows a foot or the yard work needs to be done nobody, besides me, ever wants to take part in the fair division the labor.

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@patbbbbb You can rest well knowing it was used to make skin cream so some old crones in Los Angeles, Shanghai, and Tel Aviv can pretend they're not aging 😂 Aftermarket foreskin sales are big business, they can go for up to 100k.

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@RockstarGames If we have 10 or more copies of Grand Theft Auto IV spread across multiple systems in our house could I really be considered a criminal pirate downloader if I acquire a 'free copy' for our game PC?

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@DanPort @MoternMedia I asked the guy at the taco place the same question...
I don't eat there anymore.

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@BenjaminCrew1 @gromitmugSteev We used to have a cigarette of some kind and then go spend 45 minutes to an hour wandering the blockbuster picking out movies and games. I very much miss video stores to the point where I've considered opening one. I know of only one physical video store and I know it does well.

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@brendonwalsh Their the worst, they should be punched in they're big fat faces

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@elonmusk I don't understand these journalists, if they're unhappy all they have to do is take their own advice, learn to code, and then create their own platform.🤷

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@JustinTrudeau Why won't you guys pay me the $12k that you owe me?

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@Rockabettyyogi @Wicce85 @StuShoes18 @CAMallory2 @MattWallace888 What's your body count?

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@MongoOutlaw @StuShoes18 @CAMallory2 @MattWallace888 These people aren't even close to being elite. It's just the new Gilman crowd. Worms, really.

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@StuShoes18 @CAMallory2 @MattWallace888 I know you we're just being a redditor or whatever, but yeah, you're 100% correct. Have you ever seen what infests that city? It all started on Gilman st.🤦😂

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@AlexBerenson I've followed you on here for a while and I've noticed you're always against whatever is hot at the moment, I mean I don't blame you for putting your career first and all

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@immaterialgirlz You guys need to fight the girls whose eyes are spaced too close together, there can be only one

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@justbrizigs It sounds like chonker, so they think using redditor-bait as a name will sell tickets

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@MegaBubble @xovalerie_ If you do too many drugs you blow out all your receptors, similar concept but with stuff like oxytocin instead of dopamine

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@theecocobadu Podcasts are dead, gta rp is where it's at. I recommend watching @ItsChatterbox on @Twitch

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@MegaBubble @xovalerie_ Pair bonding is a real thing man, I don't know what else to tell you🤷

[DJ Shapeshifter @En_Dopamine]

@jzux Old women will always do what they can to oppress younger women, it's a tale as old as time🤷