Elias

Escribo lo que se me ocurre por ocio .

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Sound on, trust me

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

I will never not share cigs, bumps, booze, etc. It always comes back around. It never hasn’t come back around. Literally Zues’ law

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

this is why when someone asks if they can bum a cigarette, I usually abide because who knows if they’re actually a God in disguise?

[Gidizela @ThePhantomZulu]

@Gatsoxo I specialize in empty promises and disappointing women

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

When you truly love someone, you have to learn the art of waiting. Love is not about rushing, demanding, or forcing things to fall into place. Sometimes the person you love needs time to heal, to grow, or to simply find their way back to themselves. And if your love is real, you'll give them that space without making them feel guilty for it. Waiting doesn't mean putting your life on hold, it means keeping faith in a bond that is strong enough to survive distance, silence, and time. The love that is meant for you will never be lost, it will return when both hearts are ready.

[YDJ ✞ @yelldeadjell]

There’s a cult hiding beneath the earth that has existed since the fall of the Roman Empire who has been systematically destroying any chances of me having this; from making short haired tomboys into lesbians and making muscle cars expensive and shittier, all because they hate me

[Jesus R. Franceschi J. @franjrfjj]

"-Si Bolívar estuviera vivo sería chavista y antiimperialista.
-Eso es mentira, si Bolívar estuviera vivo sería opositor y pitiyanki"

Bolívar si estuviera vivo: cuéntame más de los tales labubus.

[Kittycel @Kittycel66]

Are you going into the kuomintang door or the ottoman empire door

[アレハンドロ・メンドーサ 🇯🇵🇻🇪 🇲🇰🇹🇼⬛🟧 🏴‍☠️ @CastleBravoAle]

"Bolívar comía bebes y se quiso anexar Peru a EEUU"

peruanoviolador78

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Powerful councils are being held. The world is not as it was.

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

Imagine being the only actual statesman surrounded by total rubes

[Patriarca del Fructus 🇩🇪🇧🇷🇻🇪🇩🇴 @vzla_apesta]

Adultez es tener en paralelo los pensamientos de "Maldito sea este trabajo del coño" junto al de "Marico, si pierdo esta chamba voy a quedarme sin hogar y endeudado"
Maldita sea coño

[Jesus R. Franceschi J. @franjrfjj]

NO AUTORIZO QUE LOS INGENIEROS ISRAELÍES ME QUITEN EL PREPUCIO. COPIA Y PEGA ESTA INFORMACIÓN.

[Bestia z Radomia @RadomBeast69]

najśmieszniejsze jest że patrząc na to nie masz zielonego pojęcia czy to ruscy czy ukry

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

[Droll @TheMoosterChief]

New Hampshire Libertarian Party on a random Tuesday night:

[أسامة بن كينج :)🇻🇪 @Reygg63389520]

Ya va siendo hora que le pidan perdón a este Chad, no?

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

You ever get a glimpse into a divorce kid’s psyche and feel
Horror

[Rapaz @rapaccious]

El motivo de la ceremonia: Fútbol.
El tema: esclavo de la totonita 🥵

[DANITOR 🇻🇪 (Campeón del Mundo WBC) @ddtm2003]

Matan a un enchufado

Venezolano de bien: Gracias a Dios

Socialdemocrataveneco: NOOO😭, es que que debe hacerse su debido proceso por por que el se metió a enchufado por necesidad no pq tuviera opciones😭 por favor no entiende lo gravísimo de esto dame rial Union Europea