Hybrid

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[Hybrid @Enaks09]

I don't know why in most bars I've been at, it's easier for the waiter to take your order and deliver it than pay for it. Getting the bill is difficult most times.

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Nobody don wish me happy father's day. Even to send me money make I barb her, I no receive. Men are going through alot

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Not me attending a naming ceremony and I became the focus. Everyone asking me when are they going to come to my own

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Remembered when I was walking a shawty home from a bar. She was scared because it was late & the path was lonely. I held her close & told her not to worry, that I will protect you. Madam burst out laughing & said there will beat both of us together. Omo,my self-esteem dropped.

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Remembered walking a girl home from a bar; she was scared of the lonely path. I comforted her, saying she was safe. She laughed and said they'd beat us both. My self-esteem dropped.

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

At the beginning; The slogan was May this government favor me, now you close your eyes and next thing you go hear " *Zo Mana* " with AK-47

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Some people don't have a single home training. You asked to come and eat Sallah meat, I told you to come and you brought people with you. Do you know if nah baby goat I killed?

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

And I promise the people say I go marry when Arsenal win the league. What will I do now

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Ladies, if you know you're coming out for drinks, please avoid wearing heels or bring flats instead. I don't have the strength to be holding someone's drunk daughter on heels.

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Nigerians dont read. When you enter a supermarket or restaurant, you see a sign at the door that says 'push,' but guess what they do? PULL

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Opay charges N10 for less than 10k transfers.

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

This girl dey do shakara for me, shey I no go call physiotherapist like this

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Parfait and suya

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Went to computer village to get something. Spent about 45mins there, when I was leaving I checked my pocket and couldn't find my phone. Almost had a mini stroke. Had to trace my steps. The second shop I went to was where I left it. Even the attendant didn't know I left it there.

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Make I go show my crush say I wear fine cloth 😂😂😂. #EidMubarak

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Today wey I wear fine cloth, I don Waka tire make my crush see me but she never see am. Not when I'm looking homeless I would see her

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Baby girl, I wanted to take you to Dubai after fasting but War happened. I'm sorry

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

Once in a while, carry rain water and baf outside for midnight. You'll feel energized

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

As much as I enjoyed United's game last week against City, I'm not a fan of Michael Carrick as a Manchester United Coach. I would have leaned towards Ole's side tho

[Hybrid @Enaks09]

This evangelist Tonto Dikeh don dey enter my eye. Nah now she go sweet to knack. That mouth she uses to speak in tongues can do wonders